Jurassic City - Network

( not locked, just cut to spare people from roman's personality if they don't want to deal with it: warning for misogynistic slurs )

Of all the jobs I've had, border patrol is easily the second most entertaining. Second only because I liked being the boss and having an office.

Shield and being an Avenger weren't bad but dinosaur wrangling is kinda fun. It goes without saying that they all beat hydra.

My life is a television show. It is literally a television show.

I turned on the TV Sunday and I just... I saw my family there and I should've been there to stop it

This is a sick joke.

I think we should have a party.

A "We Survived The Dino Invasion" Party. I know it could happen again but we should celebrate anyway. I'm not just saying that because I nearly got eaten by a dinosaur and I'm feeling pretty invincible.

With the dinosaurs gone, what do people say to us having a celebration? I would be happy to organise it.

Harry Dresden

I was wondering. Do you have a job? If not I have a proposition for you.

What I wouldn't give to have my wings right about now. These pterodactyls don't play. I saw a couple take off with a big dog and tear it in two.

I RODE A DINOSAUR YOU GUYS.

IT WAS SO AWESOME. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S CALLED BUT IT'S CUTE AND IT LET ME RIDE IT. FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

I CAN'T STOP SHOUTING.

Hello, I see we've had a number of new arrivals here. I'm Phryne Fisher and I have been here for a month. I work at the jewellery store and offer my services as a freelance PI. I know this is a highly unusual situation but you will get used to it soon enough. I came from a time on Earth that was completely different to this one but I still managed to adapt to it.