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Jun. 25th, 2017


[info]cantprotectyou
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[info]cantprotectyou
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[info]cantprotectyou
[info]jurassiccitynet
Okay. When the city started falling apart around us, this wasn't what I was expecting it to get replaced with. But I guess this proves it. I mean, there's no way any of this can be real.

Jun. 16th, 2017


[info]miracleworker
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[info]miracleworker
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[info]miracleworker
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I don't think Newton is every going to get any bigger. I keep waiting for him to grow but I'm pretty sure he's just going to be a tiny fluff ball forever. He's an adorable fluff ball though and I wouldn't change a thing about him now that he's stopped chewing things.

[ WILL ]
Would you be offended if I called you an adorable fluff ball too? Not that I think you're fluffy. You're manly, very manly and I love you.


[ DAISY'S FRIENDS MINUS DAISY ]
It's Daisy's birthday in a couple of weeks and I'm going to put together a party. If anyone wants to help that would be great and if people can let me know if they can come or not then I can plan properly.

May. 16th, 2017


[info]definitelyblack
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[info]definitelyblack
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[info]definitelyblack
[info]jurassiccitynet
Well, that's done.

You are looking at the new DA for this place. Apparently, it's a lot easier to get that job here than back home.

Apparently there's also a fair bit of work from the locals, so I won't be quite so bored. All the peace and quiet was making me twitchy.

May. 14th, 2017


[info]howlinglegacy
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[info]howlinglegacy
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[info]howlinglegacy
[info]jurassiccitynet
Happy Mother's Day to all the moms here and back home. I miss mine a lot

[FILTERED TO AOS CAST]
I think I'm going to ask out a woman. It's been a while. Please be prepared for my inevitable need for alcohol and ice cream.

Apr. 21st, 2017


[info]quakes
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[info]quakes
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[info]quakes
[info]jurassiccitynet
So, I'm bored and I'm going to take a page out of Sara's book and post some pictures because reasons.

cut to spare friend page. pictures ahead. )

Apr. 20th, 2017


[info]howlinglegacy
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[info]howlinglegacy
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[info]howlinglegacy
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Anyone know what the policy about keeping dinosaurs as pets is? I'm asking for a friend.

[info]robotarm
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[info]robotarm
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[info]robotarm
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Why do people hate themselves? Not me people or people who've committed atrocities against humanity, but just people in general. Because there's whole stores full of chocolate and they made little hate marshmallows shaped like baby chickens and trick people into eating them instead. The dog wouldn't even eat them, and she wants to eat the chocolate. The internet is really sure that will kill her and she'd still rather have that. They can make candy booze and enough chocolate to drown in, and they put lie birds on sale instead.

I got one of the big dinosaurs with the spike tails to eat one. It's probably going to try to kill me now.

Apr. 14th, 2017


[info]dicklightning
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[info]dicklightning
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So. I've been thinking about it, and I finally decided that instead of just spending my times killing time and wandering, I should get an actual job. It'll be a fun, new experience because I've never done steady work before.

But you're all looking at the newest local radio DJ. If I remember correctly, my role was described as 'morning shock jock'. I love the lingo around here.

Apr. 11th, 2017


[info]comeuppance
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[info]comeuppance
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[info]comeuppance
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So I'm coming to terms with the fact that my mind was manipulated. And also with the fact that the situation was such that my friends would have expected betrayal over mind control. Perils of deep cover operations. But I can also acknowledge the manipulation doesn't excuse my actions. My loyalties were altered, but the choices I made in the service of those loyalties were mine. I guess what I'm saying is that I'm sorry for the shit I did, especially trying to murder powered heroes and actually murdering some of them. And for definitely killing your girlfriend, Phil. And for being a dick, well more of one than I usually am, here.

Except the part where I was a dick to other me. He can choke. Also I genuinely think his girlfriend is awful.

jess.
I know you have no reason to like me or help me. But you seem to have your shit together the most out of Phil's family. So...help? I think I've caught feelings.

Apr. 8th, 2017


[info]clearmyledger
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[info]clearmyledger
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I'm in the mood for a spar. Who's interested?

Mar. 18th, 2017


[info]sliderule
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[info]sliderule
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[info]sliderule
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All things considered this is probably the wrong thing to be upset over but current evidence points to dinosaurs having feathers.

How do I get back?

Mar. 9th, 2017


[info]angryteacup
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[info]angryteacup
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[info]angryteacup
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This marriage thing is a lot smoother than my last one. No offense, Bob, you're still my favorite. Erik and I just fight less.

Anyway, I'm going to throw a party at Pour Judgement. Saturday night. Bring all your spouses.

Feb. 16th, 2017


[info]comeuppance
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[info]comeuppance
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[info]comeuppance
[info]jurassiccitynet
This is rude.

I'm offended.

It's an entirely unfair and unnecessary commentary on my life choices.

phil.
Satan.

Actual Satan.

That is just rude.

Feb. 15th, 2017


[info]nowtheweather
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[info]nowtheweather
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[info]nowtheweather
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No.

Absolutely not.

I have literally had nightmares about this exact situation.

Feb. 9th, 2017


[info]nowtheweather
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[info]nowtheweather
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[info]nowtheweather
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Valentine's is fast approaching. And while it remains a terrifying and dangerous holiday, and one should always be wary of anyone asking you to be their valentine, there is something charming about a holiday dedicated to love. Which is why I have this great list of activities you can do with your loved one on Valentine's.

1. Stare into the void and contemplate the massiveness of the universe and your comparative insignificance, both as individuals and as a unit. Scream into the void. Keep screaming as you let yourself feel the true existential dread that accompanies such a realization.

2. Go for a walk together in nature. Sure, most of nature is trying to kill you and if it isn't, it probably wants something from you, but you're facing it together. And always remember that forests can be sentient and may want to trap you forever and turn you into a tree. Ignore any forests that try to lure you with compliments. They are deceitful. However, maybe becoming one with nature and your true love is what you seek. In which case, embrace your new life as a tree.

3. Give your loved one your heart. Take theirs in return. Carve your heart from your chest and hand the bloody, shivering organ to the one you love. Take their heart. Put this new heart into your chest and stitch your flesh back together. Exchange hearts with your love so you can always have a piece of them inside you. Keep in mind to only do this if you're reasonably certain your anatomy is capable of surviving the temporary removal of a heart. Carlos has helpfully reminded me that not everyone can do that.

4. Overthrow an insidious corpocratic regime together. Some of the strongest relationships thrive in insurgency. You can bond over protest and struggle and overcoming oppressive tyrants. If a horrible, fascist corporate dictatorship is not available, maybe watch a movie about people overthrowing such a regime, and pretend you're overthrowing the regime yourselves. For example, An Affair to Remember.

5. Fix the person you love a nice dinner. Avoid wheat and wheat by-products, for the obvious reason. If you aren't a very good cook, or you have a traumatic history with kitchen tools, maybe go out to dinner. Maybe go to an Arby's. Contemplate the lights outside the Arby's and wonder what those lights want. Why do they watch you. Why are they so mysterious. Discuss the mysterious lights above the Arby's with your significant other.

6. Adopt a pet together. Like a cat that hovers four feet above the ground in a men's restroom in a fixed point of space and time. Your pet will find you as fate dictates.

This really brings back some memories. My husband and I first confessed our feelings in an Arby's parking lot. Well, he confessed his feelings. I'd frequently made my feelings clear for the preceding year on my radio show. And, obviously, we've done some of these others. None of them are too out there or "grand gesture"-y. These are just little ways you can show the one you love that you really care.

But seriously, be mindful if someone asks you to be their valentine. Ritual sacrifice can be really messy.

Feb. 7th, 2017


[info]itssacrifice
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[info]itssacrifice
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This is exhausting.

I forgot just how much time people waste with eating and drinking and breathing.

m.
I hate feeling weak like this.

Feb. 6th, 2017


[info]itshereditary
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[info]itshereditary
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[info]itshereditary
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I don't actually hate this.

It's honestly pretty relaxing to be human again.

And it's great timing. My daughter's here now and I'd hate for her to kill someone with her brain.

peter.
She's here. She's really here.

Feb. 4th, 2017


[info]survives
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[info]survives
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And this is one of the few circumstances that being a rather fragile and delicate human in a world of absolutely brain breaking power comes in handy.

Feb. 1st, 2017


[info]sparkplug
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[info]sparkplug
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[info]sparkplug
[info]jurassiccitynet
Okay. That's never happened before.

[Daisy]

Just a quick question and then I'll be out of your hair. Are your powers acting up?

Dec. 24th, 2016


[info]comeuppance
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[info]comeuppance
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[info]comeuppance
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All this for little old me? Phil, you shouldn't have. A kidnapping and dinosaurs? Really, it's too much.

And all I got you for Christmas was a vaporized girlfriend. I feel so embarrassed right now.