Jurassic City - Network

So I'm coming to terms with the fact that my mind was manipulated. And also with the fact that the situation was such that my friends would have expected betrayal over mind control. Perils of deep cover operations. But I can also acknowledge the manipulation doesn't excuse my actions. My loyalties were altered, but the choices I made in the service of those loyalties were mine. I guess what I'm saying is that I'm sorry for the shit I did, especially trying to murder powered heroes and actually murdering some of them. And for definitely killing your girlfriend, Phil. And for being a dick, well more of one than I usually am, here.

Except the part where I was a dick to other me. He can choke. Also I genuinely think his girlfriend is awful.

jess.

I know you have no reason to like me or help me. But you seem to have your shit together the most out of Phil's family. So...help? I think I've caught feelings.

Well. Somehow married and surrounded by Dinosaurs.

Must be a Tuesday.

I have the baby, because someone clearly has poor judgment. So Jess, Phil, you don't have to worry. Or you do. Who thought this was a good idea?

Who has Lucky?

You gotta' be kiddin' me....

So people are losing powers huh? We're calling Shenanigans on that mess. In the meantime, I'm gonna take up keeping things safe. Time to Hawkeye Up.

[Clint]
You keep your butt outta' trouble, you hear? Without the high powered wife, I don't want you getting in trouble. Don't worry, I'll make the name look just as awesome as ever.


(OOC: This should have been here from the beginning but I am a space cadet))
[Young Avengers]
Speaking of shenanigans. Team check in. How's everybody? Aside from probably bored due to the slowness.

Of all the times to lose your ability to fly, when you're flying is the worst.

Is this what normal people feel like all the time? I am so sore and hospitals suck.

I miss Sara.

I need a new bartender and bouncer. You won't be as awesome as she was but still I can't break up my own fights.

I leave you all alone for five minutes, and when I get back, I'm attacked by a vampire. Is nobody keeping these things under control?

Eric would be so disappointed in all of you.

Is any of my team here yet, or is it still the delightful baby knockoffs only?

Futzing heck.

Seriously? Dinosaurs?

I have an infant are they still infants at six months? and there are about 500 too many dinosaurs around for my peace of mind. Did they redecorate the Savage Lands?

I also think the trip shorted out my aids. Futz this.

Grant. I know you enjoy mind games, but I'm really not in the mood right now. Okay? Also, is you knocking me out and taking me to what I can only assume is a secret HYDRA complex in the Savage Land supposed to throw me off?

I really should be used to this sort of thing by now. Needless to say, this was not where I was expecting to end up today.

I'm Steve Rogers and I am very confused.

I have this sneaky suspicion that Clint is to blame for this.

Open letter to Dinosaur City:

Please stop sending the weird alternate universe Avengers who have known each other about two weeks and are awkward and sad. Please send actual Avengers. Yes, my sidekick and her band of teenage vigilantes are here. Yes, my smoking hot girlfriend is here. Yes, Luke and every white Hero For Hire is here. Yes, Deadpool is here. He's going to say something now. Speak his name and he appears or something And, most importantly, yes, twelve year old Bucky Barnes is here. But we really need actual Cap and Stark. Not the weird bargain bin versions. Note - I'm not calling their Widow bargain bin. I know better. Still, our Nat would be nice.

Thanks.

PS - Don't send our Hank. The old guy is fine.
PPS - DO NOT SEND RICHARDS. NOBODY WANTS HIM. SUE DOESN'T EVEN WANT HIM.
PPPS - Special request for Peter Parker.

Okay. This looks bad.