Jurassic City - Network

I like it here. It's hot, and the dinosaurs are very strange, but there are worse places to be, I suppose.

I started classes at the University. I'm looking forward to continuing my education. Now, I just need a job.

Of all the jobs I've had, border patrol is easily the second most entertaining. Second only because I liked being the boss and having an office.

Shield and being an Avenger weren't bad but dinosaur wrangling is kinda fun. It goes without saying that they all beat hydra.

I never really looked forward to weekends before but I suddenly find myself really looking forward to them here.

[ Filtered to Ward ]
I think I may have found Bear's costume for Halloween. Though I'm worried he might get a little bit too hot in it. Thoughts?

And how do you feel about spending all day tomorrow curled up together?

[ Filtered to Mack]
Have you accepted it yet?

What the actual fuck?

Bucky? What the hell did you do this time?

Yeah. No. I refuse.

So. I finally managed to put together most of the destruction that someone had ravaged on my apartment. I say, as if I'm not well aware of who would want to tear my place apart for no apparent reason. Hunter.

That was trippy.

And horrifying.

Anyone seen Skye?

We were supposed to spar and she didn't show.

So, Halloween is upon us.

Now, I know that we live in a state of near constant danger with the giants lurking outside the fence but that is no reason we should not have some fun. Which is why, i, your humble bar owner, will be hosting a series of Halloween parties at Pour Judgement as the season goes. Starting this Saturday.

Originally I was going to hold a drunken pumpkin carving contest to kick it off but apparently that is considered a dangerous idea. So, instead, we're giving out free booze to anyone who can tell me a seriously scary story or show an impressive scar.

I never would have thought being here would turn out to be a good thing but it has turned out to be one of the best things to happen to me. If I don't think about the fact that there are dinosaurs just outside the barrier, some of whom wouldn't hesitate to make me into a meal or the fact that I'm dead back home.

[ Filtered to Ward ]
I've decided I'm going to cook you dinner tonight. You can just sit on the couch and relax if you want or help but I'm doing most of the work.

I think I need to find a job.

I'm not a beautiful woman so I don't think Hunter will hire me at the bar. I could be a cop. I've got decent references. Grandson of a Howling Commando, Shield Agent, serious incentive to keep this place safe to live.

I don't know. Maybe I'll just lounge around some more and enjoy not being dead.

Grant, your dog has my sweater and he won't give it back. You have to come and get it off him because I tried to take it from him but he won't let it go and I don't want holes in it.

[ooc note: this was supposed to be a private message to Ward but Kara is currently playing tug of war with their dog and she accidentally made the entry public]

What I wouldn't give to have my wings right about now. These pterodactyls don't play. I saw a couple take off with a big dog and tear it in two.

I RODE A DINOSAUR YOU GUYS.

IT WAS SO AWESOME. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S CALLED BUT IT'S CUTE AND IT LET ME RIDE IT. FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

I CAN'T STOP SHOUTING.

For those of you who don't know me, my name is Emma Swan, and I'm the Chief of Police here in Jurassic City.

As most of you've might've noticed, last night we had an earthquake. So far, no one seems to be reporting in any massive damage to any buildings, or any injuries or fatalities, but unfortunately, the barrier did fall down as a result of said earthquake.

Now, thanks to Mayor Dearing alerting me with enough time, I was able to magically repair it, like I did three months ago the first time we had a similar incident. While I was able to fix it, some of the dinosaurs did get in, and you might've noticed them roaming the streets this morning.

Luckily, since the barrier is up, none of them can get in, but the problem is trying to get them out, as last time, they all left before the barrier was back up and running again.

If you're going to venture outside, I'd advise taking extreme caution, and only leaving if you absolutely have to. While some of the non meat eating ones did get it, there's quite a few carnivores, and they will not hesitate to take anyone who they think would be a decent meal down. So please, take this seriously, as I strongly advise against getting eaten.

Currently, we are attempting to work on a solution to get the dinosaurs out of the city in as quickly and effectively as possible. Any feedback or input to help us make this happen as soon as possible would be appreciated.

So, either I didn't make it to heaven or the bible left somethings out. Don't really remember there being much talk of dinosaurs in church.

I hope Skye is alright. And jesus, Mom. Coulson is going to have to tell her I wish I could go back.

So this is where you go when you die.

Didn't expect the dinosaurs.

If I ever make it home and I remember this place, few things are going to top flying in dinosaur land.

Still haven't punched a dinosaur yet.

Holy shit dinosaurs. I'm gonna need a gun bigger than my torso and about ten people who taste better than me to all sit near me right now. Some beefy, slow types. Help a bro out here. My survival is good for the human race.

And what the fuck, how much did I drink last night and who are all of you and what was with the white room and the chick in it who didn't tell me squat about the answers to any of that?

No, no. I'm not falling for it. It doesn't matter what you do, I won't believe these lies.

Just let me go. I won't cause any trouble if you just let me go.