I had a slightly different view of a lot of it. But I don't think they're skrulls.
Clint. Don't Hulk battle.
You wouldn't try to get eaten but you would want to see if you could get a shot from on top of one's head and then something else would try to eat you while you were at snacking height.
Food and less strange trips to bizarre alternate universes might be nice. But pants and you are the essentials, I guess.