I thought he might have, but then I have incredibly bad instincts for things like that. If I could punch attraction I would probably be better at overcoming it. Not that I want to. You know what I mean.
You were from another world and you brought me ice cream! You were great, but I didn't think of you like that. Not that you're not amazing, and the red is a pretty good look on your legs because you're a very attractive person. But! I didn't think of that. Which is good, since you have a boyfriend, who is probably not a dinosaur. You should doublecheck that though. Are you dating here, or dating at home or dating both places? This is really strange. Even for us.
Aren't you supposed to be a science nerd? You should be ashamed of that answer. Somewhere, science is taking your name off its holiday card list.