So, stuff that doesn't work when it comes to some kind of freaky truth telling syndrome - turning off electronics.
Things that DO work - talking about how often you masturbate and what turns your crank and how many places you've gotten food poisoning in with people who don't care and probably have headphones on. Just wander up to people and talk for like four hours until you lose your voice and then boom. Out of your system enough to sleep for like a day.
Plus booze, because hey, what could it hurt by then?
There's one guy who was sweeping floors who I'm pretty sure thought I was hitting on him though and ran out pretty quick.