Jurassic City - Network

Our concert was just ruined by Hardy and a bunch of ninjas.

I can NOT be stuck in some dinosaur infested city!

Okay. Hi?

I read back a little so I guess people already figured this out, but I have to say it anyway. There's dinosaurs. Just wandering around. Not just one with a telepathic link, but a lot of them. Dinosauring around out there.

Which makes me think we're being imported as dino-snacks. They probably should have gotten people who were easier to digest than a few people I'm seeing.

I'm Teddy. Anyone I know around? Buffy. I saw Buffy. I need pictures.

For fuck sake.

It's not that I don't understand that this situation is out of anyone's control, and I absolutely respect that.

But I really don't have time for this shit.

Just so we're all clear...I didn't do it.

Dinosaurs? Freaking dinosaurs?

...If I wasn't so pissed off about getting dragged somewhere against my will, I'd be impressed.