Here's the thing. My boyfriend, who is like...the hottest, is kind of a bounty hunter for the Raven Queen. And he's sort of got a thing about Liches. And also, one time I'm pretty sure you tried to murder him while you were trapped in my umbrella. So I'm going to have to explain to him that you're not a bad lich. Because I like him a lot. And I want to keep boning him. That's funnier in context. But I need you two not trying to kill each other.