You're not wrong. I mean, Noh-Var was a disaster. Clint would be way up there on the list. I would know, I've met most of his wives, even if I like the current one. Then there's that whole weirdo future thing with Tommy. Really this wouldn't be so super weird if the guy didn't have someone else before it had happened. Well, no, it would be, because yech. I honestly don't know how you guys do this whole relationship thing. Like who sits down for breakfast with someone every day?
Drew? C'mon. Name one Drew you've ever met who was into girls and not a total jerkwagon? I mean, we're all on board with the floppy hair and maybe the flowers would even be nice but a girl's got to have her limits at puppy dog eyes. And life isn't always messy. C'mon. This is me. I make life awesome and I look good doing it. It's just...well. You know how the life is. We're just glad you and Billy got it figured out enough to be awesome -- and that I don't have to be trapped on a spaceship with you two sucking face when you think no one is looking. Not that we're not happy for you, just, you know.