I hadn't given the pie type a lot of thought, but I'm pretty sure we shouldn't discriminate against the pie just for being mincemeat and terrible.
Camp Hawkeye was just Barton popping out of things to shoot at you when you went, wasn't it?
You could have an awkward boyfriend. There's alternate universes, maybe your strange boyfriend from another timeline will show up tomorrow.
Hey, so what happens if people show up tomorrow you think? Do they get auto-married to the next new person who shows? If there's one solo are they married to themselves?