What kind of pie? It better not be something terrible like mincemeat, because that kind of seems how a camp in this place would go given the present shenanigans. I'd say you're not wrong about camp Hawkeye, but that would be dangerously close to talking about it.
See? I knew I liked the way you think Altman. I'm just glad I didn't have an awkward boyfriend to sit across from during all this. At least we know it's not anybody's fault. Well. Unless it's Loki -- but suspecting Loki is only natural at a time like this. I'll poke the hubster though, see if he wants to go and bring his girlfriend or whatever.