It's a tech guy thing. Tech guys usually sit on their asses all day with people yelling at them to fix their computers after they jacked it up downloading nine hundred hours of fetish porn. So they never get to go to lunch and they just hit the vending machines. So they're usually soft, squishy, and slow. And that's where you find them. I am a rare breed of hardy tech monkey. I'm a unicorn. I won't want to, but I'll sacrifice my squishy brothers to the cause of me not getting dino chomped.