I still don't know what shitposts are, I just say things like everyone does.
There's a lot of costumes and it's hard to pick. I don't know who the hell decided to make everything about candy and dog costumes for a month, but it's the best thing about this century other than modern surveyilance gear.
I don't make friends with that many animals. You found that cat with no ears.
You have a boyfriend? I didn't do background checks on a boyfriend.