Now your world is mine

Bloody hell, when did we get this many vamps 'round these parts?

And why are they all shaggin' away and NOT me?

(By the by, you? Yeah, you, the Viking one? Yeah, don't think it'll last. The blondes always shag you and then run back to the broody other vamp with the darker hair and what-all. Trust me on this one!)


OOC: No spoilers for the latest "True Blood" in here.

This is totally how it would go down.

( Me vs. Edward Cullen - who do YOU think would win? )

You're on my list, Edward. Stalking? So not cool.

From Edward to Lauren.
From Gabby to Henry.
From Charles to Jane.
From Rosalie to Emmett.
From Harley to Joker.
From Nessie to Jake.
From Buffy to Wesley.
From Buffy to Cole, too.
From Spike to Buffy.
Okay, not really from Illyria to Angelus though.
From Eve to Greg.
From Mara to Galen. Sort of.
From Emma to Scott.
From Anne to Henry.
From Hera to Joseph.
From Eddie to Jane.
From Alice to Jasper.
From Samantha to Kyle.
From Gabriella to Troy.

And, of course? From Aphrodite/Eden to Ares/Alec.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Okay, me having a mystical daughter, I can sort of get. But you slept with him, Faith. I don't care if we're not together, it's still Angel!

What the hell? You. Slept. With. Him.

Admit it.

You liked me better when I was a vampire.

Why do I always seem to go for the older men? Seriously.

I get the first post because I'm the favorite right now!