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Nov. 17th, 2010


Emmett, you look wonderful here. Why did it take them so long to figure out what I already knew?

Mar. 4th, 2010



What are you doing hanging out with these vampires?

Nov. 23rd, 2009



Jacob Black.

Aug. 31st, 2009


Bloody hell, when did we get this many vamps 'round these parts?

And why are they all shaggin' away and NOT me?

(By the by, you? Yeah, you, the Viking one? Yeah, don't think it'll last. The blondes always shag you and then run back to the broody other vamp with the darker hair and what-all. Trust me on this one!)

OOC: No spoilers for the latest "True Blood" in here.

May. 25th, 2009


I miss Jacob.

Mar. 9th, 2009


I bought Lauren a car. For being such a good sport at the wedding, of course.

Lauren, you can't say no. After all, you did promise me that you would accept the gift if you put a certain sticker on it.

Feb. 14th, 2009


The Goddess of Love speaks on behalf of everyone.

From Edward to Lauren.
From Gabby to Henry.
From Charles to Jane.
From Rosalie to Emmett.
From Harley to Joker.
From Nessie to Jake.
From Buffy to Wesley.
From Buffy to Cole, too.
From Spike to Buffy.
Okay, not really from Illyria to Angelus though.
From Eve to Greg.
From Mara to Galen. Sort of.
From Emma to Scott.
From Anne to Henry.
From Hera to Joseph.
From Eddie to Jane.
From Alice to Jasper.
From Samantha to Kyle.
From Gabriella to Troy.

And, of course? From Aphrodite/Eden to Ares/Alec.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Feb. 12th, 2009


Well, Rosalie and Emmett's wedding is this weekend. Everyone's invited, of course, and I'm doing the decorating so you know it will be perfect.

There will even be human food for the werewolves and humans!

Jan. 30th, 2009


Dear Mun,

I forgive you. My baby is beautiful.

Much Love,

Jan. 26th, 2009


Dear Mun,

I hate you.

You turned me human, got me pregnant, and now I'm a vampire again and I lost the baby. You are more of a bitch than I am. I haven't even told my husband about it yet!

No love ever,

Jan. 12th, 2009


I can be a werewolf.

Dec. 23rd, 2008


Jacob? What do you look like again? Just to make sure you don't look like the impostor you.

Dec. 5th, 2008


Admit it.

You liked me better when I was a vampire.

Nov. 20th, 2008


There's only room for one bitch around here.