Aug. 31st, 2009


Bloody hell, when did we get this many vamps 'round these parts?

And why are they all shaggin' away and NOT me?

(By the by, you? Yeah, you, the Viking one? Yeah, don't think it'll last. The blondes always shag you and then run back to the broody other vamp with the darker hair and what-all. Trust me on this one!)

OOC: No spoilers for the latest "True Blood" in here.

Aug. 10th, 2009


Despite my icons, it wasn't me.

Jul. 1st, 2009


Dear Mun,

You are clearly insane.


May. 25th, 2009


I miss Jacob.

Mar. 9th, 2009


I bought Lauren a car. For being such a good sport at the wedding, of course.

Lauren, you can't say no. After all, you did promise me that you would accept the gift if you put a certain sticker on it.

Feb. 14th, 2009


The Goddess of Love speaks on behalf of everyone.

From Edward to Lauren.
From Gabby to Henry.
From Charles to Jane.
From Rosalie to Emmett.
From Harley to Joker.
From Nessie to Jake.
From Buffy to Wesley.
From Buffy to Cole, too.
From Spike to Buffy.
Okay, not really from Illyria to Angelus though.
From Eve to Greg.
From Mara to Galen. Sort of.
From Emma to Scott.
From Anne to Henry.
From Hera to Joseph.
From Eddie to Jane.
From Alice to Jasper.
From Samantha to Kyle.
From Gabriella to Troy.

And, of course? From Aphrodite/Eden to Ares/Alec.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Feb. 12th, 2009


Well, Rosalie and Emmett's wedding is this weekend. Everyone's invited, of course, and I'm doing the decorating so you know it will be perfect.

There will even be human food for the werewolves and humans!

Jan. 30th, 2009


Dear Mun,

I forgive you. My baby is beautiful.

Much Love,

Jan. 12th, 2009


I can be a werewolf.