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Dr. John Evans ([info]ceo) wrote in [info]jh_corporation,
@ 2008-03-11 10:45:00

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What would I do without a secretary? (Cassandra)
It takes a bit of creativity for a man to maintain his regular lifestyle once he has no secretary to provide their compassion to him, and impart their savvy coffee making skills into each delicious morning cup. Sprinkled with smiles and sung to by birds.

Sure, a coffee machine may seem like a relatively simple contraption - especially, for an engineer of John's caliber. But you see, once you've got the privilege of a certain someone fashioning your coffee each day for the past million years your mind wanders, your thoughts get cloudy, you forget that the machine exists at all. Or that anyone is behind making it.

You forget that ladybug's have bright yellow urine.

Why? Because someone else knows how to do it and ladybugs are rare in the city unless you're lucky, and that someone else will certainly be there forever to handle the equipment. Even when zombies rise from the grave from Hell having no more room, they will juggle the coffee maker down the street just in case a party member may be suddenly in need.

He'd eventually given up. Even the other employees sneered at him. "Get outta here." he'd snarled playfully - he was here far too early for Cassandra to bring him his coffee, or even his apple fritter. He'd wanted to sit down and ponder, meditate, and all that other spiritual avenue to rewire his anxious mind at the current events. There are a lot of things to think about right now. It's a wonder John wasn't merely a responsive puddle of brown mush since the stress was mortaring him down into a fine powder indeed, in India, they could use him to make Chai.

There was a list of things he cut down to worry/think on since his meeting with some members of the board where they handled some things that would be important and potentially cataclysmic unless someone, or something intervened. Aside from that, his other worries that had been dispelled by still lingered as phantoms in the old abandoned spooky house of his psyche:

Holly hating him for not telling her about Max, though that was resolved. Never mind.
Everyone hating him (the general public) who cares?
Cassandra suddenly hating her job and quitting.
The other employees hating him.
Hostile AIA coming after people because of Brigs.
The new secret weapon which would stop those AIA eventually.
The reason why employees have been getting blown up lately ...
Talk to Dr. Chancey.
Other assorted worries
Forgetting to turn the stove off... wait.. that might be important.. anyway.


And now, John sat down at his desk relaxed. He waited patiently for lunch hour to arrive.

Although he hadn't had Ncut off communication what so ever with Cassandra the entire day, (he'd spoken of course to her briefly here and there. Sprinkles, like on cupcakes), he was still aware that she hadn't been brought into the more interesting side of business. Well, she had.. but he was thinking of slipping her more time sensitive and confidential documents. More so than before.

The legal part. He wondered if she'd want to be a part of all that. If she'd be offended by what he'd offer.. a raise? A caramel macchiato? He had no idea what could soften the responsibility she'd receive if she agreed. His fingertips drummed lightly on his new snow globe as if he were a reluctant gypsy unable to comprehend what messages of prophecy came flittering about within his crystal ball. At least as a plus he'd be able to thank Cassandra for her loyalty, and his great job all these years.

John suddenly pressed the intercom button, "Cassandra? Have you eaten lunch?"


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[info]sassycassy
2008-03-11 06:37 pm UTC (link)
Zombies were actually one topic that had crossed Cassandra's mind that morning, only for the fact that apparently the company had a few hidden in the basement and were in charge of setting out the copies of progress totals to the building. They hadn't apparently discovered the invention of the color printer let alone any technology beyond that, much to the chagrin of those forced to go through countless pages of faded black numbers. After a while they did little more than merge together in a mindspinning mass until she finally wracked up the nerve to take a highlighter to them. It all seemed horribly primeval and she was more than sure that there was someone else who's job description fit the bill for such a task. In the end it crossed her mind that a zombie headshot to herself would probably do more good to rid her from the tediousness of it. Still, she enjoyed her job too much to consider that.

That and brains were apparently quite hard to remove from leather upholstery, or so she'd heard from her cousin Mickey as a child, though he was hardly a reputable source. The circumstances as to how the topic had come up momentarily escaped her, but Mickey'd always been a bit of a freak. At any rate, she liked her chair too much to put it through such possible misery.

Coincidentally, Cassandra was working on her third caramel macchiato of the day, thanks to the loyalty, or perhaps complete fear, one of the cute little interns that zipped about, attaching themselves to the asses of whatever person highest on the rungs made an appearance. Annoying, but useful in their own way, and fun to torment. Sadly, they couldn't do anything to help her from staring at her computer screen, winding through reports for hours at a time.

At the sound of the familiar voice rumbling from the intercom, the blond immediately switched points of interest, turning slightly in her chair, uncrossing her legs to lean forward as her cleanly manicured finger idly attacked the button.

"Not yet. Why? Did you want me to get you something?" There was a hint of a sing-song smile in the last sentence that mirrored the small grin that crossed her face, imagining the same mousy intern that brought her her coffee attempting not to wet himself while the big boss rattled off his lunch order. Underlings were so adorable sometimes, but sometimes it was just easier for her to step away from what she was doing to mother her employer a bit.

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[info]ceo
2008-03-11 06:49 pm UTC (link)
The imp lodged into the prankster's bit of brain that managed to survive alive and well from his college years, in part had secretly hoped the static of the intercom would cause her to jump. But the compassionate, and intuitive nature of John's docile and watered down mind new well that she was far too accustomed to the ring of the smooth device to even bat a long black eyelash. Her voice was crystal as a Tiffany chandelier, and he was somewhat pleased to hear it. He'd been deliberating so long, that he'd just about forgotten what the sound of familiar human voice resembled; a sense of comfort!

He leaned forward, his voice unintentionally drawled and somehow reverberant as the rumble between a lion's throat and chest. Click. "Nah that's all right. You wanna go out some place? There's that new Thai across the street, but we can get whatever you want." Click.

John leaned back and cleared his throat. At least the spices would clear the allergies out of his nose and throat. Maybe even the fresh air. Maybe even the guilty pleasure of french fries. It was about now he discovered that any food which danced across his imagination on high heels or roller skates was extremely appealing ...

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[info]sassycassy
2008-03-11 07:02 pm UTC (link)
One delicate pale eyebrow arched up at his offer, and she released a single breath of a chuckle before shaking her head and pressing the button again. "Why John, dear, we're working." The blond teased playfully, before she adjusted her composure to better suit the circumstances. The smile, however stayed. "Sure, Thai sounds great. When were you thinking about leaving?"

Even while she spoke, Cassandra was busy logging out of the projects open on her computer screen, mentally waving "bye-bye" to them as they vanished to reveal the near-nude, leanly muscled, dark-haired pretty boy posing deliciously on the wallpaper. She pursed her lips in a kiss at him before turning off the monitor and treating herself to a catlike stretch.

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[info]ceo
2008-03-11 07:16 pm UTC (link)
When was he thinking about leaving? The reality of the persistant illusion of time manifesting as soon as the observer conceptualized it had him suddenly cognizant of an unidentified hour, hating quantum physics, and peering around his office. Where was the clock! He hurriedly shifted his chin to and fro - was he hallucinating? Was he sucked into Wonderland? Finally after an eternal span of two seconds of searching, he realized the opaque green letters were still, as ever had they been for many years now, implanted into his rather large desk digitally.

You see, reason escapes people at times. Reason gnaws it's own paw off to avoid whatever you might do to it.

"Now. Unless you have something to finish?" he'd suggested, but he stood either way and began to adjust his blazer. Which underneath framed his body with a dark blue dress shirt, a sunny-colored tie, and amazingly matching trousers. He'd set them out before barely falling asleep last night.

... after someone had told him he had no sense of how to dress himself.

He showed them today. Michael from down the hall had even offered a 'Nice job!'. That's right, nice job indeed.

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[info]sassycassy
2008-03-11 07:44 pm UTC (link)
"I'm on my way." Removing herself from the intercom, she stretched once more, resisting the urge to kick off her heeled shoes, sighing a little. She tugged the tie from her hair and tossed it nonchalantly onto her nearly immaculate desk top, then stood, the leather of the chair creaking slightly beneath her.

She stepped to the chair along the wall where she'd dropped her purse and the beige, single breasted jacket that morning. Both matched the extremely-business-esque skirt she was wearing. A memory that she was certain she'd seen from a movie somewhere showing a nun berading a child for not keeping their skirt below the knee. Cassandra herself thought she had rather attractive knees and it was simply a shame to deprive the rest of the world from them, though she never let her hem stray much further than that. After all, she was a reflection on John to outside eyes, and the line between "hot assistant" and "secretary tease" was a thin one. Still, while the style wasn't particularly suited to her tastes, she attempted to at least find a few things she liked, today's in particular being the white blouse she wore.

Making her way out of her office it was near insignificant trip to John's, wondering idly why they even bothered to converse over the intercoms to begin with. The wonders of technology.

"Niiiice." She cooed with a smile, eying his attire for the day. Still, she took the opportunity to slide in to adjust his tie a bit before folding her arms over her chest, tilting her head at him, pursing her lips innocently. "Did Holly dress you today?"

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[info]ceo
2008-03-13 05:29 am UTC (link)
Usually he took a few quick glances around his office before leaving it alone to the ingredients of surprise and mischievous electrons. No phantoms curling up in corners in gray moo-moos. No ghosts in the machines. It was his way of being certain that nothing would be lingering in there while he was gone, either concrete or illusion. But today, he failed to see the general in the particular, lost in feigning interest in what was never there. The static hum of electricity and stagnant-chi air (as his feng shui consultant had called it.) and the knowledge that someone's presence was ever pending, created an air of almost ever-lasting seriousness ...

Such factors didn't get in the way of his humors. And as well, his eyes hadn't fished around for any unwanted minnows flitting around in his abandoned pond.

It took the eternity of about 3 seconds to meet Cassandra with a smile. More accurately, somebody spying from the outside of the situation could categorize it as a 'grin', that style of raising the corners of his mouth to show his teeth. It carried the baggage of a confused man's questions. Was she being sarcastic? Was he being genuine? John's brow came together at the center as he stared down at her, but he'd motioned his chin toward the indefinite route the elevator. "No." he'd responded with a tsk, as if she should know better. "I'm perfectly capable of dressing myself."

He stroked the angled end of his tie careful not to mess up what she'd adjusted. Pursing his lips, he pursed them both because it made him feel good that he was noticed today for his clothes, and pursed them also attempting to swallow the pill of this new attention! "Most of the time."

He batted his eyelashes in a rare show of amusement - rare only to the people who didn't know him as well as Cassandra. Though it was likely she was aware that his insides were as colorful as the juggling pins of a clown. "You ready?" he'd asked, though the answer was obvious. And John began to lead them both toward the elevator. Heavy boots a dull thud against the polished floors.

"Without you to make my coffee this morning," he confided. "I felt... empty. A lot of it had to do with the fact I can't work the machine. That's what I get for comin' in early."

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[info]sassycassy
2008-03-19 06:50 pm UTC (link)
"Always." She replied cheerily, following his stride easily, smiling to herself as he spoke. He sounded so pitiful really, in an endearing "say anything about it and I just might fire you" sort of way.

"Maybe I'll figure out a way to store you some just in case you have to come in early. Or, you know, you could always let me know when you're planning on getting here at some obscure hour." She decided for the moment that confiding in him on the truth she'd been there quite early herself probably wouldn't do much for the topic. "Or maybe I'll share my brewing secret with an intern. But then, what use would you have for me?" She managed to sound as forlorn as possible, though she couldn't erase the half smile that turned the corners of her lips.

"Honestly though, was it really that bad?" She paused for a second, looking slightly frightened. "You didn't make any yourself, did you?" She wasn't entirely sure, but she worried that his coffee-making skills were on par with his talent at dressing himself in the morning. She couldn't quite remember a time where he'd at least admitted that he'd brewed it himself, and certainly hadn't been present for such a potentially hilarious adventure.

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