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mod (corpmod) wrote in jh_corporation,
@ 2008-02-27 11:38:00

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Kung hei fat choy

WEATHER
It's very windy, isn't it? And wet. But somehow it's humid and muggy. It's probably even sprinkling. Will it ever end?

MY NEW MOTHER
With Valentines day coming and going recently, many children composed gifts through arts and crafts time in their classrooms for their parents. A local school's project was to make a portrait of their mother out of paints, crayons, or glitter pens. For one child, 'mother' doesn't quite look like everyone else...

His caretaker is an old fashioned AIA resembling more so a fiction than a reality. Such an antique model, that the body shows visible signs of wear. However, her insides have been upgraded to the best before crossing the line of independent thinking. And with the students parents passing on recently, the matter and question as to whom they will go to is on the school district's conscience, as well as local social workers lips.

"I believe that with an appropriate body, and the final enhancments of the technology... Maybelle might be able to be little Anthony's real, and full-time mother. " Anthony's teacher Mrs. Brown commented. Mrs. Brown has met with the AI on many occasions when his parents simply could not make it to parent-teacher conferences. "She shows a large, and unique affection to him despite what they say she's capable of actually feeling .. it's actually quite moving. "

And what does little Anthony say about it? He's a shy boy, only ten years old. Whose Valentines day project is a big heart, complete with his best rendition of an animatronic hand holding his underneath a spotless sky and a yellow sun.

"I love her." Was all he said before he ran to play with his friends. This story is heart breaking and inspiring, and paving the way for many different movements. Could AIA be functional parents if in the event that their owners expire before them? As these important decisions and new stories unfold, the public will be updated.

In celebrating of the upcoming Chinese New Year Sherwood Elementary school is going to have a small carnival and bake sale. There will be a mini-flea market as well selling trinkets for gifts and good luck in the new Chinese New Year! The festivities begin at 4pm.

STAY ALERT
After more dismembered AIA portions had been discovered near Chinatown, it is rumored that an official bounty hunt may be requested by local police who are currently very busy with apprehending other criminals that are, rumored, to be escapee's from the local prison and thus considered armed and extremely dangerous. With motive unknown, they've also removed their data chip, so that they are not trackable.. whether this is linked to the increase in bizarre, violent crimes lately is unknown. Whether or not these individuals are linked to the ritualistic homicides (of AIA) is also at this point, unknown.

Additionally, a small group of religious extremists were caught in the act of commiting a violent hate crime toward an unsuspecting AIA. They were within the subway transit systems, and no one seemed to be getting off from that stop surprisingly, seemingly preoccupied with other matters or perhaps noticing the very strange way that the zealots were staring blankly, and threateningly into the train as the doors slid open. No one exited. It seems that the Agent was minding its own business when suddenly it was dowsed with gasoline, and promptly set ablaze. Those responsible were apprehended and will be punished to the furthest extent of the law. Unfortunately, the AIA's damages were too brutal to efficiently repair. Her companions have been notified.

MAP TO THE "FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH" STOLEN?
In London, an ancient bust of Spanish explorer Juan Ponce De Leon, famous for his journey to Florida in search of the Fountain of Youth, has been stolen. Legends surrounding the statue are that it contained a map to the Fountain of Youth.

"No," the curator, Sir. Addison, confirmed. "This isn't true. Don't you think we would've all been filthy rich by now had it been?"

When questioned as to why he believed someone would steal it, how someone was able to, and what the museum had in mind to bring it back as well as enhance their security, he refused to comment, excusing himself for a meeting.

"It belongs in a museum." a very upset friend of the curator, reportedly named Mr. Jones, had said.

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