Do you know how incredibly
boring it is to be a serial killer and villain who can't leave the house? And I'm not talking about that storm, I'm talking about the fact I literally cannot leave the house, thanks to my toy.
This is prime villain time, a natural disaster, a time when I can go out and loot, kill and or just cause sheer fucking chaos, drinking in your fears, absorbing them, relishing them...
And no, a tiny little
brat has ensured I am stuck here, reading The Journal of Tooth Decay for the fifth Goddamn time.
And he took my fucking whiskey. Apparently, alcohol interferes with healing or some bullshit.