Mario Bros [week 4 - prompt 2]
Title: The Princess is in another castle Author: purple_alicorn Rating: FR13 Warnings: Crack, Word Count:173 Author's Notes: If I was Mario I would get sick of rescuing Peach… (and yes a watch phone does exist, but there’s not many of them)
"Ring, ring. Ring, ring.” As Mario was out the back, it fell to Luigi to answer the phone. “Mario Bros, You break ‘em we fix em. Luigi speaking” “Uh huh” “All right, I’ll pass that on. Bye”
“Who was that on the phone Luigi?” “It was Toadstool. Princess Peach has gone missing again.” Mario rolled his eyes, this was the third time this month. Thankfully the watch phone had arrived last week, so Peach should be able to be contacted to see if this was an emergency.
“Ring, ring. Ring, ring.” “Princess Peach, itsa Mario. Toadstool rang and said you’d gone missing.” “Uh huh. Okay I’ll pass that on. Bye.”
“She’s fine. It appears she’s dating Wario, and Toadstool hasn’t accepted the truth. Though I think I did hear the sound of Bowser approaching.” “Poor guy, now it’s his turn to rescue her when she gets kidnapped.” “Yup. I’d feel sorry for him, but at least it’ll keep him out of mischief. So, which job is next on the roster?” “Well Kirby called…”