the escaped logician (cadence) wrote in ironman7, @ 2007-09-20 22:55:00 |
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Entry tags: | bleach, cadence, week 5: prompt 5 |
Bleach (Ikkaku, Yumichika) [week 5 - prompt 5]
Title: The World Is Not Enough
Author: Cadence
Rating: PG
Word Count: 200
Summary: "Why the hell do I have to do it like this, anyway?" Ikkaku growled, pulling at his cuffs.
Author's Notes: Inspired by this, from the post-credits bit of Bleach 141. For best results, click after reading. ^^ Unspoilery.
Ikkaku straightened his bowtie and looked Yumichika in the eye.
"I'm sorry," he said, voice deep and rumbling. "I have a dangerous mission. There's no way this could work between us."
"Darling," Yumichika added.
"I'm not fucking saying –" Yumichika tilted his head just so. "Oh, fine. Darling."
Yumichika blew a puff of air upwards. "No good," he shook his head. "There's no way she'd believe you when you say it like that."
"Why the hell do I have to do it like this, anyway?" Ikkaku growled, pulling at his cuffs. "It's ridiculous, and these clothes chafe."
"Trust me!" Yumichika said cheerfully. "I've done the research. You're doing this, and you're doing it with the proper style and drama."
"Dammit, Yumichika, leaving to fight a war for the sake of the world has enough style. This is just stupid." He twisted the hilt of his bokutou in his hands a few times.
"No, you look good, I promise. And it gets you in the right mindset." Yumichika got that look. "Here, I have another idea. I'll get you a martini! Shaken, not stirred."
"And what the hell is a martini?" Ikkaku asked.
Yumichika's face fell. "Actually, I have no idea."