1st November 2003 • The Wizarding World's Beguiling Broadsheet of Choice • 5 κ
HARRY POTTER MURDERED!
By Betty Brathwaite
PANDORA ZURLO HAS HER FIRST VICTIM!
The box has been opened. Pandora has begun to reclaim her lost memories. However, in order for her to regain those memories, people must die. She's already found her first victim: Harry James Potter, no longer the Boy Who Lived. Exactly twenty-two years after surviving You-Know-Who's first attempt on his life, Harry Potter was found dead in the Ministry of Magic, and is now the second body to be found inside the Ministry in two days.
The Aurors have taken charge of the case, Potter having been one of their own, and there is little doubt that they will prosecute the murderer to the fullest extent of the law, but they have little to go on. More people will die before someone manages to put an end Pandora Zurlo.