To the President of the Council, Supreme Justice of the Council, Council Members, and all the council-related titles I haven't heard or might be getting wrong:
Greetings! As you may have seen my introduction earlier last week
or was it two weeks ago? Telling time here is so weird - or maybe not, considering my arrival coincided with a throng of mock-trials and everyone was in a tizzy- anyway, my name is Leslie Knope, and I am settled in and ready to offer the whole of my advice and services.
I have always had a
passion for government, and a drive to always do what's best for my community, whether it be Pawnee or in this case, a congregation of multi-universe alien abductees in what I imagine the Betty Ford clinic might look like in the future. I was recently elected to a city council seat in beautiful Pawnee, and I have a long history of community service stretching all the way back to elementary school- including Model UN, Student Government, and leader of the Pawnee Goddesses.
Is there anything I can help you with? I've been
going a little crazy itching to get my hands dirty.