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Tweak says, "Who you gonna call!?"

time to get real religious (joshduhamel) wrote in incidental,
@ 2008-11-05 21:58:00

Current music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgGMbp1rrfA

i love this video

I didn't hear what you were saying. I live on raw emotion baby. I answer questions never maybe. And I'm not kind if you betray me. So who the hell are you to say we. Never would have made it babe.

I feel like doing something different. Help me out. Relationships. Sex. Advice. Bad Advice. Tell me what women want. Tell me a relationship story. Give me some kind of advice. Whatever you got throw it this way, otherwise the update strike has to continue.

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	durance 2008-11-05 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	weak. I got some bad advice for you. I'll mail it to you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	joshduhamel 2008-11-05 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	not. If I don't get mail you will hate me forever. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	heiglkatiem 2008-11-05 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	Well, tell me what men want first. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	joshduhamel 2008-11-05 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	We're playing, show me yours, I'll show you mine aren't we? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heiglkatiem 2008-11-05 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	I think so. If the pants come down before the first date though, that might be a problem though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joshduhamel 2008-11-05 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	How many dates is appropriate before pants come down. And whose pants are we talking? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heiglkatiem 2008-11-05 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	I'm thinking three is a good number. I don't drop my pants unless you drop yours, buddy. If you ask to play doctor once though, I'm out of the deal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joshduhamel 2008-11-05 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	I was going to be a dentist, does this count? Since you're giving me all these restrictions, Heigl, give me some advice a story, something. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	eliza 2008-11-05 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	you're... asking for a long there, jolly. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	joshduhamel 2008-11-05 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	Multiple Choice. Knowing you. I think you better anon it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eliza 2008-11-05 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	excuse me, mr. duhamel. are you suggesting i'd attempt to discuss something less than angelic? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joshduhamel 2008-11-05 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	You might send some of us into shock, Dushku. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eliza 2008-11-05 10:00 pm UTC (link)
	only you, because you're oh so pure and innocent. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joshduhamel 2008-11-05 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	I try to keep it squeaky clean (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eliza 2008-11-05 10:08 pm UTC (link)
	try. fail. try, try again? still fail. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joshduhamel 2008-11-05 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	lesson for the books? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eliza 2008-11-05 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	call it advice and me fulfilling that obligation up there. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	crace 2008-11-05 10:29 pm UTC (link)
	i wish i knew what women wanted. when you figure that out, let me know. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	joshduhamel 2008-11-05 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	I'm coming to the conclusion that they purposefully hold that information hostage. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crace 2008-11-05 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	they gotta have something to have the one-up on us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joshduhamel 2008-11-05 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	Because if we knew what to do and did it, they wouldn't have anything to complain about. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crace 2008-11-05 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	true and they always like to complain about something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joshduhamel 2008-11-05 11:13 pm UTC (link)
	That's what women want. To be happy as possible but still able to complain about something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crace 2008-11-05 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	they'd compain about being happy. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	cpln 2008-11-06 05:08 am UTC (link)
	*bitch. Still be able to bitch about something. I'm going to stop comment jumping now. These were just at the end and caught my eye. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	cpln 2008-11-06 05:07 am UTC (link)
	It depends on the woman. It also helps if they actually know what they want. Good luck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crace 2008-11-06 03:44 pm UTC (link)
	is this your way of saying that you know what you want? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

cpln
2008-11-06 04:13 pm UTC (link)

No. It's may way of saying different woman want different things and thinking they all want the same thing is like thinking every American that wants to go to Australia wants to hold a koala bear. No thanks, I'll pass. They're nasty little devils and have a tendency to cream all over you if you let them rub up against you. It's also my way of saying that a lot of people, not just woman, don't really know what they want, so if you're looking for this great unknown answer-all, you're pretty much out of luck.

But if that's your way of asking me if I actually know what I want? Then, yeah. I think I have a pretty good idea.

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	I am captivated by her eyelashes. cpln 2008-11-06 05:15 am UTC (link)
	I could write a novel. I almost wrote an update on all of this. But then I got lazy, and just didn't update. Right now my only advice is dont give gold bikes as hanukkah presents. It's a sure sign of relationship failure, and then the girl is stuck with a gold bike in the entry way of her apartment that she hasn't known what to do with for three years. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	they're like pretty spiders joshduhamel 2008-11-06 10:32 am UTC (link)
	Hannukkah presents. Gold bikes. Seriously, only you. No other person in the world but you. I love it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	... I almost wrote that.... cpln 2008-11-06 11:51 am UTC (link)
	I'm just trying to do my part and cover uncovered bases here. (Reply to this) (Parent)

eliza
2008-11-06 12:05 pm UTC (link)

alright, so you want a story? so, there's this idea, myth, fact that men think about sex every.. five or six seconds of the day and that when they do, they have a tendency to put their hands in their pockets or adjust their belt or whatever. basically their hands near their happiest place. anyway, my mother and i are at this party for suffolk, a bunch of esteemed professors and big shots with too much money, and there's this one guy who's off and on talking to me, finding me throughout the party and piling me with drinks.. you know i'm a sucker for some good tequila... and he's got this tic, this habit of fixing his belt, adjusting it, fingers hooking into the belt looks, etc. now, my mother has noticed this too, and while i'm trying desperately not to laugh, she's found herself curious and strolls right up to him and says, "men are known to play with their belts when they're having a sexual thought. you've done so x amount of times in the past hour. so... is it true?" and the guy's face turned the most tomato shade of red i've ever seen that you would have thought she asked him to whip it out right then and there. not my best story, not by a long shot, but we are in public here. i'll tell you better ones another time.

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trishstratus
2008-11-06 05:31 pm UTC (link)

Stories, eh? I've probably created more bedtime stories in the past nine months than I ever had to do. Here's one. Once upon a time the most adorable little girl was conceived in Mexico. Probably over a bottle of tequila and rum with a side of some delicious nachos. That little girl used to never sleep through the nights when she was first born. To this day she makes up her own mind and decides what she wants rather than what her Mommy and Daddy want. She also seems to have stinkies(yes it's a word, my word) a lot like her Daddy, it's probably genetic too. Today that little girl did the most adorable thing... but that's to be shared in a private place because as much as her life will be in the public eye with her Mommy and Daddy being "famous" her Mommy likes to try and keep her life as private as possible.

Bad advice: Take this medication exactly as directed. Do not skip doses or discontinue without doctor's permission. Consult with your doctor before taking this and other medication. Some may affect the action of this drug.

Good advice: Say your prayers and take your vitamins.

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