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Tweak says, "don't be so dramatical."

cunt (jweir) wrote in in_seattle,
@ 2009-07-12 23:40:00

Last week I had dinner at a restaurant that has now been shut down by the health department for failure to keep the rats out of the meat grinder. Ok -- I lied about the rats part. And the meat grinder part. Well, maybe. Wft is a meat grinder anyway? I don't know the details. I just know they got shut down ASAP. I'm looking into it. In the meantime you should probably get to know me if you don't already. You may not get another chance. Just this morning I woke up with puffy eyes and a itchy right ear -- tell tale signs of obvious rat meat poisoning according to several creditable website sources.

I'm Juliet btw and I tend to be a little dramatic.

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	she_sleeps_nude 2009-07-12 03:37 am UTC (link)
	Welcome to the neighborhood. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jweir 2009-07-12 03:39 am UTC (link)
	HA HA HA (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	she_sleeps_nude 2009-07-12 04:16 am UTC (link)
	It's a fair enough comment. I could have told you to get the hell out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jweir 2009-07-12 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	I still would've laughed. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	incongruous 2009-07-12 03:38 am UTC (link)
	I know your cousin. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jweir 2009-07-12 03:40 am UTC (link)
	I know. Hi there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	incongruous 2009-07-12 04:18 am UTC (link)
	She may have lead you to believe that she's prettier than I am, but it was actually a lie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jweir 2009-07-12 04:26 pm UTC (link)
	She can't fool me. I'm hip to her evil ways. She's got a mustache if you look closely. You're way prettier. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	evanhartwell 2009-07-12 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	I know your cousin too. She's madly in love with me. Sort of sad, really. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jweir 2009-07-12 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	Everything about her is sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. She makes a mean cupcake though. Don't tell her I said so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	evanhartwell 2009-07-12 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	That's what I heard. I'm Evan by the way. Let me know if you find rats in any restaurants and we'll try to close them down for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jweir 2009-07-12 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	You might wanna stop by Kat's place. There might be some shady rat business going on there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	evanhartwell 2009-07-12 10:47 pm UTC (link)
	I'll use that excuse when I'm angling her for an invite upstairs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jweir 2009-07-12 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	Good luck! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bennyboy 2009-07-12 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	You're lucky you're kind of hot. Hot chicks get to be quirky. Ugly broads can't afford that luxury. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jweir 2009-07-12 10:32 pm UTC (link)
	Good to know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bennyboy 2009-07-12 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	Yep. Heidi Klum would still have friends if she shat herself and bit the fingers off small children. As far as you go, you're pretty hot. You could probably get away with OCD. Don't go farther than that though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jweir 2009-07-12 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	I'm claustrophobic. It's really bad. I hyperventilate in elevators and sometimes even cars -- is that pushing it too far? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bennyboy 2009-07-12 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	I can work with that. I'll crack a car window open if I ever fuck you in the backseat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jweir 2009-07-12 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	That's very thoughtful. Thanks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bennyboy 2009-07-13 02:22 am UTC (link)
	I'm a romantic. So are you single? We might be a good complement. You're claustrophic; I'm comfortable in tight spaces. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jweir 2009-07-13 02:49 am UTC (link)
	I could tell. Be still my heart. Does it matter? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bennyboy 2009-07-13 03:45 am UTC (link)
	I guess it doesn't matter if you're single. I'd try to get you naked if you had a boyfriend or not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jweir 2009-07-13 04:36 am UTC (link)
	And besides, he never wanted to do me in the back seat of a car so pfft forget him. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	beyourowngirl 2009-07-15 06:49 am UTC (link)
	Most of the people I know are a touch dramatic. You'll fit right in. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jweir 2009-07-18 04:15 am UTC (link)
	Very good to know. Thanks, I feel a little better. (Reply to this) (Parent)