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I just wanted to take the time to remind everyone to vote on Tuesday. It's a hugely important election, and no matter whether you support Obama or McCain, you should let your voice be heard. And of course, while you're there, you might as well vote for me too, if you're so inclined.
I'm not going to give a big speech about why I'm better qualified in my race. Instead, I'm going to let a picture do the talking for me:
This adorable munchkin is Lydia. Look at how sweet she looks. What a perfect combination of a girl next door smile and a tasteful hint of cleavage. Well folks, if I do not win my election, this sweet lil' lady will cry. And you don't want that on your conscience, now do you?