So, I'm Ben. Chances are, you don't know me because you're the type of loser who spends all their time updating their blog that no one reads. As for myself, I keep busy doing productive things. I promote at clubs that you will never get into, and I keep tabs on this chick:



That's Presley, aka the love of my life and the pain in my ass. If you mess with her, I'll either slash your throat, or hire some poor kid to do it for me. When the economy's in the shitter, it's not hard to find a hitman for hire.