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Impetuous Mods (impetuousmods) wrote in impetuousrpg,
@ 2011-12-12 23:29:00

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char: astoria greengrass, char: bill weasley, char: clint warrington, char: daphne greengrass, char: fleur delacour, char: ginny weasley, char: hannah abbott, char: katie bell, char: lavender brown, char: mandy brocklehurst, char: marcus flint, char: oliver wood, char: pansy parkinson, char: penelope clearwater, char: roger davies, char: sarah bell, event: daily prophet article

Tues. 13th December 2002 • The Wizarding World's Beguiling Broadsheet of Choice • 7 κ

Two W.A.P. Members Arrested
By Eleanor Bledsoe, G.H.B.I.C.M.
Two members of the extremist terrorist group, Wizards Against Purity, were apprehended late Monday night during a surprise Ministry raid. The group’s headquarters were discovered by tracing a wand left after the failed attack at November’s St. Mungo’s Benefit Gala. Though it took weeks of intensive work, a select team of Aurors was able to locate the terrorist safehouse. Several members of the W.A.P. escaped during the raid, but no deaths were reported on either side, though there were several minor injuries. The two apprehended were Mirabelle (née Moon) Davis, Muggleborn, and Kristoff Sampson, Halfblood. Sampson has been identified as one of the assailants in the attempted assault and kidnapping case open against socialite Pansy Parkinson. Davis, known socially for her affair with prominent Pureblood Edmond Davis III, impersonated a Pureblood for years until the ruse was revealed upon the death of her husband.
	While she has not been directly involved in the attacks on Pureblood women, she is accused of aiding the terrorist organization, particularly through forging documents and other security papers that W.A.P. members used to infiltrate November’s gala without detection. Aurors were surprised at the scope of the W.A.P.’s organization, and what was initially presumed to be a small, ragtag group is proving to be much more of a threat than previously indicated. The involvement of women serving core functions in the group has been a source of alarm for many within the Ministry, given the violent nature of the attacks against women and the group’s core philosophy. Documents obtained at the safehouse revealed disturbingly detailed plans for additional attacks. November’s kidnapping plot included both Daphne and Astoria Greengrass along with Pansy Parkinson, as well as an intricate ransom plot.	The group plans to use the women not only as breeding stock for mixed-blood babies, but also to help fund their operation through ransom money. The group was also working on experimental illegal potions. The Ministry has formed a special task force to handle the processing of the W.A.P. headquarters, and additional Aurors dispatched as security detail for the women named in the plans, as well as those previously attacked. This includes Katie Bell, Ginevra Weasley, and Patricia Stimpson. The interim Minister for Magic will hold a press conference this afternoon to address concerns by the public regarding this breaking news. Davis and Kristoff are being held in Ministry custody pending interrogations and formal charges. They will be transferred to Azkaban to await trial.

Index

Page Six

Good morning, loves. Let’s jump right in to the sex, scandal, and stupid happening around London.

Oliver Wood embarrassed himself yet again this week, making a spectacle outside the home of Minister-candidate Penelope Clearwater in a predominantly Muggle neighborhood. Drunk and belligerent, Wood screamed obscenities at Clearwater’s window until Muggle authorities were called by neighbors. Not only was Wood forced to sober up in a Muggle police station, he’s now facing investigation by the Ministry regarding the International Statute of Magical Secrecy.

Daphne Greengrass-Warrington may just be a big fat lardface, but she also may be eating for two. A source very close to the family reports that Mrs. Warrington has been seeing a Healer quite regularly, and discreet shipments of maternity clothes and baby books have been making their way to the Warrington doorstep. While most of the family is elated, Mrs. Warrington reportedly never wanted to be pregnant. She only wanted Warrington’s name and money without the burden of actual motherhood, and is battling a crushing bout of depression over the permanence of an infant.

Is Mandy Brocklehurst’s recent weight gain also a bun in the oven? Certainly Roger Davies wouldn’t make that same mistake twice. Rumor has it that at least once a week, Lavender Brown sits in her house alone and drinks herself into a stupor while knitting tiny baby socks. It’s a tragic story, especially considering Brown’s husband Bill Weasley refuses to even look at her, let alone impregnate her. Or- it would be tragic, if we felt at all sorry for Lavender Brown.

Marcus Flint and Astoria Greengrass are already on the rocks, not that anyone expected them to last. Flint was spotted with no less than three different women last week, and none of them were the lovely Miss Greengrass. She is reportedly devastated by Flint’s wandering, and the strain between the two has caused a rift in the epic homosexual life partnership of Flint and Clint Warrington. The two were seen bickering outside of a Chelsea pub and haven’t spoken since. You’d think Flint would have learned after Sarah and Katie Bell to be more careful dating within the family.

In Quidditch news, the Pride of Portree have taken increasingly desperate moves to salvage what’s shaping up to be a mediocre season. While many teams take advantage of the winter break to secure international prospects, this one in particular has employed some rather unorthodox scouting methods, according to other teams in negotiations- namely, hiring half-veela Fleur Delacour on as a “scouting associate.” Clever wording for “prostitute,” but it’s not technically breaking any rules. And I’m sure Captain Roger Davies had his own hotel room and kept his hands to himself.

And since we’d never go a week without a little girl-on-girl, Ginny Weasley and werewolf Hannah Abbott were spotted together this weekend, venting a little sexual frustration before the full moon. As soon as Abbott’s bartending shift ended, the two couldn’t even make it out of the bar before tearing each other’s clothes off. They were eventually escorted out and asked not to return, but continued their passionate lovemaking up until the full moon.

That’s all for this week, but see you soon, dolls!