Title: Dignity and Bubbles Don’t Mix
Author: tattooedsappho
Rating: G
Wordcount: 100
Fandom: HP
Pairing: Draco/Ron
Author's Note: A Drabble A Day #8. Prompter: Anonymous (Harpsi_fizz?)

Fandom:Harry Potter
Character(s)/Pairing:Draco Malfoy/Ron Weasley
Prompt:Interrupted bubble bath


“That is not dignified.”

“So? It’s fun.” Ron scooped some more bubbles from the warm bath and deposited them on Draco’s head with a grin.

“Fun? This,” Draco pointed at his head, “is fun?”

“Well – for me it is.” Ron’s chuckle was cut short as Draco dove across their bath and tackled Ron, pushing him under the frothy foam.

“Ron? Oi mate, where are ya?” called a voice just before Draco and Ron resurfaced, sputtering for breath and laughing. “OI! Ya could have warned me!” Seamus yelled, covering his eyes and fleeing the room.

“Warned him about what?” Ron asked.


Title: Lime
Author: tattooedsappho
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 100
Fandom: Firefly/Serenity
Pairing: Kaylee/River
Author's Note: A Drabble A Day #9. Prompter: lash_larue

Fandom:FF
Character(s)/Pairing:Kaylee/River
Prompt:"What's that for?"


“What’s that for?”

Kaylee almost hit her head on metal just inches from her face. “River,” she mumbled sliding out from under the engine.

“What’s what for?”

“That.” River pointed to the tiny patch of lime green plastic protruding from the pillows in Kaylee’s engine room hammock.

“Well, it’s for when I ain’t got nobody whats got anything I want twixt my nethers.”

River looked thoughtful for a moment before reaching over, pulling out Kaylee’s vibrator and tossing it in the rubbish bin.

“Well I’m here.”

Kaylee forgot whatever protest or question was on her lips as River’s words registered.


Title: Pure
Author: tattooedsappho
Rating: R
Wordcount: 100
Fandom: Firefly/Serenity
Pairing: Kaylee/Jayne
Author's Note: A Drabble A Day #10. Prompter: hurathixet

Fandom:Firefly/Serenity
Character(s)/Pairing:Kaylee/Jayne
Prompt:engine-room distillation


“Whats de-sillyation anyway?”

“Distillation. I use heat from the engine to vaporize liquid into gas n collect the condensation. The condensation is a purified form of the original liquid.”

“Purified? Sounds like something Shepard be talking ‘bout.”

“It’s how they make booze Jayne.”

“Oh. So what’s this got to do with me?”

Kaylee blushed.

“Well?”

“IthoughtIcoulddistillyourcumsoIcouldhaveyouwithmealways.”

“What?”

“Oh just cum on this and I’ll show you.” Kaylee said, fingering an empty vial on a chain around her neck.

“Simple nuff.” Jayne pulled out his cock. “Little help?”

Dropping to her knees with a grin, Kaylee engulfed him in her mouth.


Title: Thief
Author: tattooedsappho
Rating: G
Wordcount: 100
Fandom: HP
Pairing: Hermione/Pansy
Author's Note: A Drabble A Day #11. Prompter: Anonymous (Harpsi_fizz?)

Fandom:Harry Potter
Character(s)/Pairing:Hermione/Pansy
Prompt:Passive blanket stealing in sleep.


Pansy woke up shivering, her breath condensing into fog with each exhalation. ‘We won’t need heat she says. The blankets will keep us warm she says. You’ll love the cabin, it’s so peaceful and rustic she says.’

Looking over the form of her sleeping wife, Pansy couldn’t help but smile. Hermione had rolled over, pulling the layers of warm blankets into a cocoon around her gloriously naked body. Shaking her head Pansy unwound what she could of the blankets and tried to snuggle as close to Hermione as possible. ‘At least I know she’ll make me warm in the morning.’


Title: Technicalities
Author: tattooedsappho
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 100
Fandom: HP
Pairing: Sirius/Snape
Author's Note: A Drabble A Day #12. Prompter: woldy

Fandom:Harry Potter
Character(s)/Pairing:Sirius/Snape
Prompt:"fidelity is about trust; it has almost nothing to do with sex"


“I saw you with him again, coming out of the library.”

Sirius rolled his eyes and turned toward Severus.

“And?”

“And I know you’re sleeping with him.”

“Your point?”

“Did you or did you not swear fealty before I agreed to consummate this relationship?” Severus hissed.

“Fidelity is about trust; it has almost nothing to do with sex.”

“Says who?”

“Me. Just because I shoot a load up his ass doesn’t mean that I trust him with my secrets; with my soul. You have them, that’s what I swore. I never
said anything about not screwing around on the side.”