Wankmistress RG's First Second Annual Wankfest of Doom

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May 30th, 2011

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: HP Wankfest 2011 Voting Post!
VOTING IS CLOSED!
Thanks, everyone!

To vote:

Enter the number of the fic or art for which you wish to vote in each text box in the poll below.

No, you don't have to vote in every category if you don't want to.

Both watchers and participants can vote! Participants, yes, you may vote for yourselves; after all, this is a fest all about pleasing oneself. ;)

The poll will stay open for one week -- until noon U.S. Eastern time on Monday, June 6.

Winners will be announced and reveals will go up on Thursday, June 9!

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April 29th, 2011

r_grayjoy @ 04:37 pm: Wanking from Aeternitas! (Wanktastic Poll #2)
Hello! Rowan here, reporting from Aeternitas! I'm currently sitting with a room full of wankers and having a blast. Take that as you will.

We've been having an animated discussion about... well, I think you can guess. And so we have a few questions we'd like answered...

Poll #6073 Wanktastic Poll #2
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Which Marauders era student wanked the most?

James
5 (19.2%)

Sirius
12 (46.2%)

Remus
0 (0.0%)

Peter
10 (38.5%)

Severus
7 (26.9%)

Lily
0 (0.0%)

Which Weasley wanks the most?

Bill
0 (0.0%)

Charlie
9 (34.6%)

Percy
9 (34.6%)

Fred
4 (15.4%)

George
4 (15.4%)

Ron
6 (23.1%)

Ginny
3 (11.5%)

Arthur
0 (0.0%)

Molly
1 (3.8%)

What's a Death Eater's favorite wank assistance device/toy/prop?

Who could most benefit from a good, long wank?

Snape
5 (19.2%)

Moody
3 (11.5%)

Umbridge
7 (26.9%)

Filch
7 (26.9%)

Percy
5 (19.2%)

Molly
1 (3.8%)

Peter
0 (0.0%)

Sirius' mother's portrait
16 (61.5%)

Petunia
4 (15.4%)

Vernon
5 (19.2%)

Dobby
1 (3.8%)

Lord Voldemort
6 (23.1%)

For part 2, we'd like for you to fill in the blanks with character names -- but the catch is, you may only use each name once!

Poll #6074 Wanktastic Poll #2, Continued
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Who likes to be watched while wanking?

Who likes to watch others wanking?

Who only wanks with the lights off?

Who can perform autofellatio?

Who flogs/whips themselves while wanking?

Who fantasizes about spanking/flogging/whipping someone else while wanking?

Who's a noisy wanker?

Who has a custom made dildo?

Who teaches the younger students to wank?

Feel free to explain your reasoning in comments!

That's all from us for now, fellow wankers! Look for the first fic and art posts on Sunday.

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April 15th, 2011

r_grayjoy @ 11:16 am: Reminder and Wanktastic Poll
First, a reminder that your pieces are due in two days! We do hope they're coming soon (ha ha). If you need a couple of extra days, shoot us a quick email to let us know you're working on it. Hey, sometimes these things take time... We understand! We'd just like to know how many fics/arts to expect.

Now, while we're all waiting for the main event, we bring you the first wanktastic poll of 2011:

Poll #6049 Wanktastic Poll #1
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Which students wank the most?

Gryffindors
22 (43.1%)

Hufflepuffs
14 (27.5%)

Ravenclaws
12 (23.5%)

Slytherins
15 (29.4%)

Which Head of House Wanks the most?

Filius Flitwick
4 (7.8%)

Horace Slughorn
13 (25.5%)

Minerva McGonagall
7 (13.7%)

Pomona Sprout
4 (7.8%)

Severus Snape
29 (56.9%)

Which DADA teacher wanks the most?

Alastor Moody (the man needs some serious stress relief)
4 (7.8%)

Amycus Carrow (evil wanker; 'nuff said)
2 (3.9%)

Dolores Umbridge (pretending to be sweet, girlish, and civil is rough)
4 (7.8%)

Gilderoy Lockhart (because he really, really loves himself)
22 (43.1%)

Quirenus Quirrel (your would too if you had a Dark Lord on your head)
0 (0.0%)

Remus Lupin (it's that insatiable werewolf sex drive)
13 (25.5%)

Severus Snape (all that angst and drama has to be channeled into something)
17 (33.3%)

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December 13th, 2010

r_grayjoy @ 05:43 am: *dusts off the comm*
Greetings, all! Long time no see, eh?

I've been chatting with

nehalenia, and she and I agree that there hasn't been enough wank of the fun kind happening in HP fandom of late. So we've been considering -- as a means of providing fandom with a valuable service, of course -- holding HP Wankfest 2011.

This isn't a done deal quite yet, but we thought we'd toss up a poll to gauge interest. What do you say? Are you ready to rub one out for National Masturbation Month? Sign on for some self-abuse?

Poll #5830 HP Wankfest 2011
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Are you on board the Wank Boat?

OMG, YES! I'm already wanking just thinking about it!
26 (56.5%)

Yes! I want to provide fandom with wank as an author/artist.
28 (60.9%)

Yes! I'm itching to read/view/comment on some wank.
25 (54.3%)

No! Sorry, but I don't have time for gratuitous wank right now.
1 (2.2%)

OMG, NO! Wasn't once enough?! Quit with the wanking, you freak!
1 (2.2%)

Feel free to comment with any thoughts/suggestions/questions you might have!

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June 8th, 2008

wanking_mods @ 11:30 pm: Time to Vote!
THE POLL IS NOW CLOSED!
Thanks everyone!

To Vote:

Enter the number of the fic or art for which you wish to vote in the text box on the poll below.

If you can't pick just one fic or piece of art, you may vote for two pieces in each category. (Simply enter "first number, second number.") Such votes will be weighted equally (i.e. not as "first place" and "second place").

No, you don't have to vote for two pieces in each category, and no, you don't have to vote in every category.

Both participants and watchers can vote! Yes, participants, you may self-vote -- we won't tell on you. ;)

The poll will stay open for four days -- until midnight on Friday (U.S. Eastern time); more than enough time for everyone to review the pieces and get their votes in, yes?

Once again, fest reveals and awards will be posted on Sunday, June 15!

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