HP Wankfest 2011

wanking_mods @ 12:01 am: Charlie Weasley in the Hog's Head with Spello-Tape
Title: The Twelve Uses of Spello-Tape
Author: mindabbles
Character: Charlie Weasley
Location: Hog's Head, Hogsmeade
Object: Spello-Tape
Other Characters: Oliver Wood, Hagrid (for a minute)
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,900
Summary: If you’ve never been touched by a Quidditch player, you don’t know what you’re missing.
Disclaimer: I own neither Charlie nor Spello-Tape.
Author's Notes: Tremendous thanks to S and L for the wonderful feedback and suggestions.

( The Twelve Uses of Spello-Tape )

Tags: 2008 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Salazar Slytherin in the Great Hall with a Candle
Title: For as Long as Your Walls Stand
Author: r_grayjoy
Character: Salazar Slytherin
Location: Hogwarts' Great Hall
Object: candle
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 846
Author's Notes: Huge thanks to my speedy beta!

( For as Long as Your Walls Stand )

Tags: 2008 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Scorpius Malfoy in Malfoy Manor with Omnioculars
Title: Hands
Author: faerie_lullaby
Character: Scorpius Malfoy
Location: Malfoy Manor
Object: Omnioculars
Other Characters: Albus Severus Potter, mentions of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy
Rating: soft R
Warnings: Wanking, voyeurism, fluff
Word Count: 1137
Disclaimer: Not mine. I'm sure JKR didn't have this in mind when she created these characters
Author's Notes: Written for HP_Wankfest. Also, Omnioculars aren't like regular binoculars. They can record, and a person can rewind and play back scenes as they wish. As to the use of underage magic, as my beta wishmaster_kami pointed out, he's a Malfoy. They don't adhere to the rules. Oh, and this is kind of like a third part to two other stories I posted for another fest.

( Hands )

Tags: 2008 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:01 am: Severus Snape in the Headmaster's Office with a Riding Crop
Title: Magically Altered
Author: ?sweetmelodykiss
Character: Severus Snape
Location: Headmaster's Office
Object: riding crop
Other Characters: Albus, Harry, Minerva
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Heavily implied Snarry, masturbation, object insertion, voyeurism, possible implied chan, Harry is 16/17
Word Count: 2110

( Magically Altered )

Tags: 2008 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Sirius Black in Azkaban with a Golden Snitch
Title: His Own Sun
Author: envinyatar15
Character: Sirius Black
Location: Azkaban
Object: golden snitch
Other Characters: James, Lily
Rating: R
Warnings: adultery, voyeurism, canon character deaths
Word Count: 3,328
Author's Notes: Canon-compliant James/Sirius fic. Um, a Wankfest does need its angst, yes? Inspired by Evanescence's "Like You" because I couldn't resist. Many thanks to S for the beta.

( His Own Sun )

Tags: 2008 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Neville Longbottom in the Forbidden Forest with a Mandrake
Title: Giving Love a Little Nudge
Author: gurliemoviegeek
Character: Neville Longbottom
Location: Forbidden Forest
Object: Mandrake
Other Characters: No one specific, but Neville fantasizes about a male lover.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Slashy implications.
Word Count: 1,188
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything to do with Harry Potter or its characters.
Author's Notes: Thanks to my lovely beta, you know who you are!

( Giving Love a Little Nudge )

Tags: 2008 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:01 am: Kreacher in Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place with Knickers
Title: Poor, Poor Mistress
Author: eeyore9990
Character: Kreacher
Location: Grimmauld Place
Object: Knickers
Other Characters: Implied Sirius, off-screen Mrs Black's portrait
Rating: R
Warnings: House-elf wanking and other icky, ouchy things
Word Count: 562
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and Company belong to JK Rowling. No money was made writing this bit of fiction.
Author's Notes: I am so, so sorry.

Summary: "It was my father's," said Sirius, throwing the ring into the sack. "Kreacher wasn't quite as devoted to him as to my mother, but I still caught him snogging a pair of my father's old trousers last week." -- Order of the Phoenix, page 117. If we assume this to be true, what would Kreacher have done with Mrs Black's knickers? One can only imagine…

( Poor, Poor Mistress )

Tags: 2008 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Severus Snape on the Astronomy Tower with a Quick Quotes Quill
Title: Quick-Quotes Clichés
Author: centaury_squill
Character: Severus Snape
Location: Astronomy Tower
Object: Quick-Quotes Quill
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Implied bestiality fantasy involving 15 year old Harry.
Word Count: 1,060
Author's Notes: Snape spies on a Care of Magical Creatures lesson from the top of the Astronomy Tower. The Quick-Quotes Quill provides a running commentary... and more...
Thanks to G for the beta (when he stopped laughing). Any remaining mistakes are my own.

( Quick-Quotes Clichés )

Tags: 2008 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:01 am: Teddy Lupin in a Hidden Passageway with the Marauders' Map
Title: Cured
Author: negativecosine
Character: Teddy Lupin
Location: hidden passageway
Object: Marauder's Map
Other Characters: Harry, Neville
Rating: R
Warnings: Underage
Word Count: 1165
Disclaimer: Not mine, not making money, not condoning anything illegal.
Author's Notes: Slightly ridiculous. Thanks to beta K; any remaining mistakes are mine.

( Cured )

Tags: 2008 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Elphias Doge at Dumbledore's Tomb with a Wizarding Photograph
Title: Longtime Companion
Author: jadzialove
Character: Elphias Doge
Location: Dumbledore's Tomb
Object: A wizarding photograph
Other Characters: Er… Dumbledore, in a manner of speaking
Rating: R
Warnings: Wanking at such an advanced age could trigger a cardiac event. Do not try this at home.
Word Count: 1160 more or less
Disclaimer: Not mine. Except the scenario—not sure anyone else would claim it, really.
Author's Notes: Ninety-seven years is a long time by anyone's standards. Thanks to C for the beta, and the warning!

( Longtime Companion )

Tags: 2008 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:00 am: Remus Lupin in Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place with Extendable Ears
Title: The Deal
Author: its_art
Character: Remus Lupin
Location: Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place
Object: Extendable Ears
Other Characters: Sirius Black, unnamed female
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: voyeurism, exhibition, spanking, mention of bondage
Word Count: 1600
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is property of JK Rowling and her publishers. This is non-profit fanfic. I don't see how she can complain about me borrowing Remus and Sirius, seeing as she killed them and thus has no use for them any longer.
Author's Notes: This is set during "Order of the Phoenix"

( The Deal )

Tags: 2008 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Hermione Granger in the Hogwarts Library with Parchment
Title: Taking Time Off.
Author: plotbunniofdoom
Character: Hermione Granger
Location: Hogwarts Library
Object: Parchment
Other Characters: Percy Weasley
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Voyeurism
Word Count: 932
Disclaimer: Not mine, no money being made
Author's Notes: Thank you for the beta a. :-)

( Taking Time Off )

Tags: 2008 fic