Well DAMN.
That was probably the hottest wanking I've ever read.
I'm not sure this review is going to be remotely coherent, but I will try.
Draco's dry, self-deprecating inner voice? Perfect.
Blaise/Pansy/Daphne's sheer Slytherin wickedness? Perfect.
Harry turning out to be interested in the end, and his directing Draco on how he wanted him to wank and when to come? Dear GOD, utterly perfect.
This was amazingly hot, and I don't even like humiliation. I guess it skirted the edge just close enough to make me squirm yet almost combust.
Quite the achievement.
Brilliantly done!