1. Filch's fantasy about handcuffs. Mmm. 2. Reading the magazines he confiscates! 3. AW MAN THIS IS SO PERFECT. I have to memory this. 4. I'm not sure I've ever seen Occlumency talked about like this and just...wow. 5. He wants Harry! FF! 6. Silk handkerchief! 7. Harry barely noticing him.