HP Wankfest 2008

wanking_mods @ 03:22 pm: Farewell Address and We Bring You ICONS!
Whew! Wankfest 2008 is officially done, and my goodness, did you people wank! Earlier this week we got a call from the HP Fest Oversight Committee informing us that Wankfest was dangerously close to going over its Erotic Emissions Allotment, and fines might be involved. (Apparently there's a Regulatory Commission. Had no idea.) We managed to convince them that we were quite finished, that all surfaces had been properly cleaned and all characters safely returned to their normal habitats, albeit some of them were limping a bit.

We'd like to heartily thank everyone who made Wankfest a success; and by "success" we mean "produced gobs of exceptional art and fic, everyone had fun, and the mods are still alive and (mostly) sane by the end." So, to all the artists and writers, the talented people who made wonderful icons, and especially to everyone who read, commented, applauded and made recs... THANK YOU! Everyone has been so generous and easy to work with that the only kind of "wank" we had to deal with was the good kind! (Ironic, isn't it?)

As if the joy of participating in Wankfest wasn't enough, you also get ICONS! These are for the use of Wankfest 2008 participants only. Take as many as you like, but please credit appropriately (see below for that info) and note the use restriction in your user pic comments. Comments would be much appreciated, and we'd love to know which ones you're taking. Obviously, we gave some nods to various prompts and a few entries whose humor simply could not go without comment. ;-) (We do hope the writers and artists take it as the compliment it's meant to be, and credit is noted where appropriate.)

Again, our thanks to everyone who helped make this such a fun fest. Writers and artists, you are now free to post your entries on your own journals and wherever appropriate, and we certainly encourage you to do so. ARTISTS - When you post your art, please send us the URL! Our image hosting service has a time limit, and we don't want your art lost. (Email us at wanking_mods@gmail.com, or you can comment here if you like.)

Have fun, and may the Wank be with you! :-D

( Here There Be Icons of Silliness )

wanking_mods @ 03:00 pm: Wankfest Awards!
The results of the voting and Voter's Choice awards banners are below the cut. In cases where there was a tie, we issued two awards for the category.

We've also created a number of Mod's Choice awards. There was so much outstanding work in this fest that it was impossible for every piece we loved to receive an award... but we certainly did our best!

Congrats to our winners, and fantastic job everyone!



( Wankfest 2008 Awards )

Everyone stay tuned, because we're not done yet! A slew of Wankfest icons and a few final notes from the mods will be coming along in a while.

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Reveals Are Here!
We'd like to extend a huge THANK YOU to all of our fantastic authors and artists who made this fest so wank-worthy. Without further ado, here is the Wankfest 2008 master list:

( Get Your Wankfest Reveals Right Here! )

Everyone by sure to keep watching the comm; results from the voting, banners, icons, and other fun things will be appearing in just a little while!

nehalenia @ 09:49 pm: Last Chance to Get Out the Vote for Wankfest 2008!
Hi kids,

Just a last minute notice that the Wankfest polls will be open for another hour, so if you haven't voted yet, you've still got time. In fact, here's a handy link:

Wankfest Poll

Run! Vote! Now! While there's still time!!! Wheeee!

wanking_mods @ 11:30 pm: Time to Vote!
THE POLL IS NOW CLOSED!
Thanks everyone!

To Vote:

Enter the number of the fic or art for which you wish to vote in the text box on the poll below.

If you can't pick just one fic or piece of art, you may vote for two pieces in each category. (Simply enter "first number, second number.") Such votes will be weighted equally (i.e. not as "first place" and "second place").

No, you don't have to vote for two pieces in each category, and no, you don't have to vote in every category.

Both participants and watchers can vote! Yes, participants, you may self-vote -- we won't tell on you. ;)

The poll will stay open for four days -- until midnight on Friday (U.S. Eastern time); more than enough time for everyone to review the pieces and get their votes in, yes?

Once again, fest reveals and awards will be posted on Sunday, June 15!

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( Numbered List of Art and Fic Below This Cut )

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( Poll for Voting Below This Cut )

wanking_mods @ 10:31 pm: A Brief Bit of Info
Here's how Wankfest voting is going to work:

We will put up a list of all the art and fic posted during the fest. Each piece will be given a number.

We will then post a poll (results viewable only to the mods) with text boxes. To vote, you will enter the number of the fic or piece of art for which you want to vote in each category.

You'll be able to vote for your overall favorite wankfics and arts, the funniest wankfic and art, and the pieces that made the best use of their prompts.

Both participants and watchers will be able to vote.

The poll will go up at (more or less) midnight on Monday (U.S. Eastern time) and will remain open for four days -- until midnight on Friday.

Fest reveals and awards will be posted on Sunday, June 15!

wanking_mods @ 06:00 pm: Anyone for Dessert??
Regular Wankfest posting is now over! We're concluding the fest with this -- a special "bonus" piece sent in by a pair of especially enthusiastic participants. (Thanks, mystery author and artist!) Keep watching the comm; information on voting, awards, and fest reveals will be posted soon...


Vincent Crabbe on the Hogwarts Express with the Hand of Glory

Title: A Glorious Day for a Hand Job
Artist: venturous
Author: fbowden (FelicityBowden)
Character: Crabbe the Younger
Location: Hogwarts Express
Object: Hand of Glory
Other Characters: Vince Crabbe, with a splash of Goyle, Malfoy and Potter
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Wanking. Slytherins.
Word Count: 768
Disclaimer: I don't own em, just play dirty. Not for profit.
Artist's/Author's Notes: --this was almost revolting to attempt, much less complete. But in the end, a good time was had by all. Artist is grateful that Author wanted to play along with this madness. Love to all participants and Wanking Mods for so much fabulous Wankiness!

( A Glorious Day for a Hand Job (NWS art!) )


( A Glorious Day for a Hand Job (Fic) )

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Harry Potter at 4 Privet Drive with a Time-Turner
Title: Replacing Memories
Author: kabal42
Character: Harry Potter
Location: (The Cupboard under the Stairs) no. 4, Privet Drive, Little Whinging, Surrey
Object: Time-Turner
Other Characters: Ginny and, in a fashion, Ron, Hermione and the Dursleys.
Rating: R
Warnings: Wanking. Angsty thoughts and happy ending.
Word Count: 1638
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry, Ginny, Ron, Hermione or the Dursleys (though JK can keep them). Nor do I own Privet Drive, thank goodness!
Author's Notes: I owe a couple of sacrifices to the mods for having the patience of Angels with me! Thank you! I am not worthy!

My huge thanks to elfflame for a speedy beta and lots and lots of help, encouragement and helpful comments.

This fic has (strongly) implied Harry/Ginny, but also Harry/someone(s) else.

( Replacing Memories )

wanking_mods @ 12:00 am: Neville Longbottom in the Hogwarts Dungeons with Snape's Buttons
Title: Obsession
Author: half_the_girl
Character: Neville Longbottom
Location: Hogwarts Dungeons
Object: Snape's Buttons
Other Characters: Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 506
Disclaimer: I own only a filthy mind, all intellectual properties related to Harry Potter belong to J. K. Rowling.
Author's Notes: Neville crosses the line between fear and obsession.

( Obsession )

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Hermione Granger in the Restricted Section with a Hair Ribbon
Title: Cataloging After Hours
Artist: twilightsorcery
Character: Hermione
Location: the Restricted Section
Object: a hair ribbon
Other Characters: none
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: breath-play
Art Details: Photoshop CS + Wacom tablet
Disclaimer: I own nothing, and those who do wouldn't approve.
Artist's Notes: Thanks for a great fest! :)

( Cataloging After Hours (NWS art!) )

wanking_mods @ 12:01 am: Harry Potter in a Theatre with Harry's Glasses
Title: Intermezzo
Author: monoceros_writ
Character: Harry Potter
Location: theatre
Object: Harry’s glasses
Other Characters: Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: partially public sex
Word Count: 1, 446
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros. Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: The story has as inspiration Rossini’s opera Il Barbiere di Siviglia, specifically, this part La Calunnia, which can be found here.

( Intermezzo )

wanking_mods @ 05:00 pm: Gilderoy Lockhart in the Hogwarts Staff Room with an Action Figure
Title: "Professor, there is a delivery for you in the Staff Room!"
Artist: jin_fenghuang
Character: Lockhart
Location: staff room
Object: action figure
Other Characters: NA
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: crack humor
Art Details: paper, pencil, caffeine
Disclaimer: If WB or JKR really wants to produce this, I want a cut.

( Professor, there is a delivery for you in the Staff Room! (NWS art!) )

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Harry Potter in Snape's Office with a Stirring Rod
Title: Between a Quidditch Broom and a Potions Flask Part 2 – Harry
Author: ladybahiya (Lady B)
Character: Harry Potter
Location: Snape's Office
Object: A stirring rod
Other character(s): Snape
Rating: NC17
Warnings: object insertion, sex with an object, voyeurism, language
Word Count: 1780 words
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros. Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: I decided to make this a two-part story. Consider this a pre-slash Snarry.
Beta: The Modly Rowan – thanks for pointing out all those bodies, lol!

( Between a Quidditch Broom and a Potions Flask Part 2 – Harry )

wanking_mods @ 12:01 am: Hermione Granger in the Restricted Section with a Magical Sex Toy
Title: A Dare Affair
Author: aylix_green
Character: Hermione Granger
Location: Hogwarts Library, Restricted Section
Object: Magical Sex Toy
Other Characters: Severus Snape, Fred Weasley, George Weasley,
Pairings: Brief HG/SS fantasy, FW/GW/voyeur-HG. Sort of, anyway ;)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Consensual incest/twincest, finger-sucking, dirty talk, oral sex, public wanking, sex charms, fantasy/daydream, voyeurism
Word Count: 4592
Author's Notes: First, a big, huge thank you goes out to my wonderful betas; without you this story would be very different (and much less coherent! LOL). Second, I have a CYA policy on warnings; if I even remotely think it qualifies, I'll warn. If you think the story needs a warning I didn't include, let me know and I'll consider it.

( A Dare Affair )

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: James Potter in a Secret Passageway with a Hair Ribbon
Title: Walk a Mile in Her Shoes
Author: eeyore9990
Character: James Potter (Sr)
Location: Secret Passageway
Object: Ribbon
Other Characters: Sirius Black, Lily Evans
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Abuse of Polyjuice; sort of creepy behaviour
Word Count: ~2500
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and Company belong to JK Rowling. No money was made writing this bit of fiction.
Author's Notes: Thanks to the mods for being so very, very understanding when this was a bit late. Also YAY for the RIGHT kind of wank in fandom! Hee!

( Walk a Mile in Her Shoes )

wanking_mods @ 12:01 am: Regulus Black at 12 Grimmauld Place with Padfoot's Collar
Title: Choked
Artist: ships_harry
Character: Regulus Black
Location: Grimmauld Place
Object: Padfoot's collar
Other Characters: None
Rating: R for cock
Warnings: Large image. Implied incest fantasy. Breathplay - not actually snuff. Kreacher will always be there to put him right.
Art Details: Swirlies are from a brush set by Ivy Photography on Deviant art.
Disclaimer: Not mine, folks. If they were, Blackcest would be canon ;).
Author'sArtist's Notes: So, the baroque and overdone swirlies are deliberately so. Let me know if you hate it anyway, 'kay? In the rare event that is a non-gift fest, stuff should be fair game for crit... so, go for it.

( Choked (NWS art!) )

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Lucius Malfoy in His Vault at Gringotts with a Flying Carpet
Title: Not One Word
Author: romaine24
Character: Lucius Malfoy
Location: Vault at Gringotts
Object: Flying Carpet
Other Characters: Narcissa and Draco Malfoy
Rating: R-ish
Warnings: none
Word Count: 839
Disclaimer: This story/artwork is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros. Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
A/N: Thanks E for the ultra quick beta job.

( Not One Word )

wanking_mods @ 12:01 am: Harry Potter in the Quidditch Locker Room with a pair of Knickers
Title: Infatuation
Author: shellydkitty
Character: Harry Potter
Location: Quidditch locker room, Hogwarts
Object: knickers
Other Characters: Draco, Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,635
Author's Notes: This piece jumps around in time a bit and barely has anything to do with Deathly Hallows canon, and certainly nothing to do with the epilogue. There's a sprinkling of plot mixed in, but hopefully plenty of wank. Special thanks to my beta for her invaluable assistance!

( Infatuation )

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Cedric Diggory Leaning Against Nelson's Column with a Deluminator
Title: Getting your Cock Sucked in London is Hard (wanking is just hard work)
Author: kabal42
Character: Cedric Diggory
Location: Leaning against Nelson's Column
Object: Deluminator
Other Characters: None, except for mention of the Diggorys and a Hufflepuff named Peter - and lots of anonymous Muggles.
Rating: R
Warnings: Wanking, duh. In public.
Word Count: 2024
Disclaimer: I don't own Cedric or his cock.
Author's Notes: Inspired by Cocksucker Blues by Jagger/Richards (not a slash I'd ever considered before) and dedicated to J. for the song and to E. and C. for the beta.

( Getting your Cock Sucked in London is Hard (wanking is just hard work) )

wanking_mods @ 12:01 am: Severus Snape in the Prefects' Bath with a Quill
Title: Featherlight Touch
Artist: majmunka
Character: Severus Snape
Location: Prefect's bath
Object: quill
Rating: R
Art Details: colour pencils, montage, Photoshop filter.

( Featherlight Touch (NWS art!) )