'Cause Baby We Were Born to Porn

Author: wook77
Recipient: vanseedee
Title: Quick and Simple (except for the part where it's not)
Rating: Hard R
Pairing(s): Dean/Seamus
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: When a mission goes horribly awry, Seamus is forced to deal with the consequences of his too-loud mouth, his brashness and his inability to not love Dean Thomas.
Warnings: none
Word Count: ~8000
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my betas, T, J, M. Also dedicated to C for cheerleading and general awesomeness. vanseedee, it wasn't intentional but, surprisingly enough (and for the first time I've ever done it), I think I included all of your requests and kinks. I hope you enjoy! Finally, many thanks to midnitemarauder for running this fest yet again. You are made of win.


( Quick and Simple (except for the part where it's not) )

Tags: dean/seamus, fic, slash

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Author: snarkyscorp
Recipient: nolagal
Title: Breaking the Rules
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Harry/Hugo, background Albus Severus/Scorpius and Lily/OC
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: The Annual Weasley Family Picnic turns out to be much more than Harry bargained for, but he can't help but enjoy it.
Warnings: Underage (Hugo is nearly 17, Harry is late 40s I guess?), dirty talk, near-public sex, incest (Uncle/nephew)
Word Count: ~5,000
Author's Notes: I intended for this to be much longer, but still I hope it does your kinklist justice. Thanks to NS for beta'ing.


( Breaking the Rules )

Tags: fic, harry/hugo, slash

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Author: lauriegilbert
Recipient: j_lunatic
Title: Fairytales and Roses
Rating: R
Pairing: Harry Potter/Neville Longbottom
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Once upon a time Gran wanted to marry off her grandson. Sometimes things don't work out the way you expected.
Warnings: AU
Word Count: ~2800
Author's Notes: Big thanks to L and F for being so great while I whined over these boys being stubborn. All mistakes here are not fault of betas but of my ignoring their advice because I'm a stubborn bint.


( Fairytales and Roses )

Tags: fic, harry/neville, slash

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Author: ramie_k
Recipient: lauriegilbert
Title: Even If You Don't Say It
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Albus Severus/Scorpius
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Sometimes actions really do speak louder than words…
Warnings: Some frottage, dirty talk, boysex…all that good stuff!
Word Count: ~2300
Author's Notes: Major, never-can-be-repaid thanks must go to my last minute beta help and the super mods for being so patient and understanding. Hope it was worth it!


( Even If You Don't Say It )

Tags: albus severus/scorpius, fic, slash

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Artist: venturous
Recipient: bluemoon02
Title: Alas, Great Passion Lasts But a Moment
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Sirius/Severus/Remus
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): *highlight to read* ** creative threesome smut, nudity, buttsex, enraged animagus**
Medium: pencil on tinted paper, heightened with white chalk
Artist's Notes: Deep gratitude to patient Springsmut mods, my gifted and generous art beta LBB, and my long-dead drawing teacher, in this case Giulio Romano


( Alas, Great Passion Lasts But a Moment )

Tags: art, slash, snape/remus/sirius, threesome

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Author: idea_of_sarcasm
Recipient: wayharshtai
Title: Somebody To Lean On
Rating: R
Pairing: Dean/Seamus, a featured Gryffindor supporting cast
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Things can never return to normal that easily, and you should never have to face your problems alone.
Warning(s): Minor language
Word Count: ~24,000
Author's Notes: wayharshtai, I think I managed to work in most everything you asked for, and oddly enough most of it was incidental. This was a bit outside of my comfort zone, but it was a pleasure to write all the same. I hope you enjoy it!


( Somebody to Lean On )

Tags: dean/seamus, fic, slash

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Author: okydoky
Recipient: tray_la_la
Title: Tea: The Solution to All Life's Problems
Pairing: Teddy/James
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: When Teddy Lupin arrives back in the United Kingdom after six months in Romania, he is struck down by an uncomfortable illness. Luckily for him, he has a willing nurse right on hand. Or not.
Warnings: Anal sex, rimming, felching, blow-jobs, slight bondage.
Word Count: ~10,500
Author Notes: I have made up this illness entirely, its symptoms and progression included, I apologise for any inaccuracies in this. Thank you very much to my lovely beta, S, any remaining mistakes are my own.


( Tea: The Solution to All Life's Problems )

Tags: fic, slash, teddy/james jr

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Author: j_lunatic
Recipient: coffee_n_cocoa
Title: Redhead in Bed
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Neville/Ron; background George/Lee
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Neville learns much more than he expected about the power of scent.
Warnings: Dubcon?
Word Count: 2,300
Author's Notes: 1) In the days before modern hygiene, redheads traditionally were said to have a characteristic body odour; one 19th-century aficionado described it as "amber and violets." 2) Demeter makes a fragrance called Redhead in Bed, but it's based on a cocktail combining strawberries, lemon juice, and gin.


( Redhead in Bed )

Tags: fic, ron/neville, slash

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Author: simons_flower
Recipient: snarkyscorp
Title: Last Ride
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Oliver
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Oliver finds out about Harry's crush on him and decides it should be requited before leaving Hogwarts.
Warnings: chan (Harry is 13)
Word Count: ~2,280
Author's Note: Thanks to A for assuring me I wasn't writing a stalkerfic and to M for the beta.


( Last Ride )

Tags: fic, harry/oliver, slash

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Author: bluemoon02
Recipient: ariadneelda
Title: Mr Potter is Entirely Complicit
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Snape/Harry/Sirius
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Severus Snape is sick and tired of Sirius undermining his authority, and decides it's time to reveal some hard truths.
Warnings: Light S&M, chan (set during OotP)
Word Count: ~2,500
Author's Notes: Huge thanks to my last-minute betas, r and b, and to the plot bunnies that allowed me to write my first Sirius!fic. Ariadne, I hope you enjoy, and that this relationship is screwed-up enough for you!


( Mr Potter is Entirely Complicit )

Tags: fic, slash, snape/harry/sirius, threesome

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Author: trubbleclef
Recipient: loony4lupin
Title: Lazy Arsehole
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Percy/Teddy
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Teddy is just really, really, really messy. Percy cannot abide this.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: ~2500
Author's Notes: loony4lupin, I hope that you enjoy this. It was fun writing it for you. Also thank you to the mods for being ridiculously patient with me. Finally, a shout to Ian McKellen for some really obvious inspiration. Subtle...like a blunt object over the head.


( Lazy Arsehole )

Tags: fic, percy/teddy, slash

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Author: magnus_leo
Recipient: tarie
Title: A thousand years of good wine
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Sirius/Regulus, background Sirius/James
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Regulus grins, face brown in the sun, freckles like flakes of painted gold. He runs a hand through his hair, a roguish mess like his brother's and curled loose like a Jew. He nods, and licks his lips: "And you'll bloody well like it."
Warnings: incest, possibly slightly disturbing, drug and alcohol use, Wales.
Word Count: ~11,900
Author's Notes: Your prompts were really interesting tarie, and I hope I wrote something maybe that maybe you'll like? Tried to include as many kinks as possible and tried desperately hard to make the men somewhat manly so I hope I've succeeded! Thanks to my beta and hand-holder T for easing me through this one even when I wanted to jump out of windows, lots of windows, every window.


( A thousand years of good wine )

Tags: fic, sirius/james, sirius/regulus, slash

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Author: curia_regis
Recipient: piratesword
Title: Roundabouts and trees
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Harry/Teddy
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: A month after Teddy Lupin was born, Harry Potter disappeared. Now, more than twenty years later, Teddy goes off searching for him.
Warnings: Dark themes
Word Count: ~5500
Author's Notes: Thank you so much to L for being an awesome beta and for making me add more so that the fic made sense! Thank you to M for looking it over!


( Roundabouts and trees )

Tags: fic, harry/teddy, slash

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Author: tray_la_la
Recipient: nolagal
Title: Beware Weasleys Bearing Gifts
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Albus Severus/Scorpius
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Albus knows better, but he can't say no to a Malfoy with a sweet tooth. Divine Providence and perspiration ensue.
Warnings: None!
Word Count: ~3,900
Author's Notes: Happy Springsmut nolagal! I really hope you enjoy this! It was the second fic I wrote after the first decided it didn't love me anymore (the feeling was mutual), inspired by your prompt alluding to the shenanigans of our dearest George. Thanks to the mods for putting on this great fest, and a million thanks to Lisa for putting up with me and truly being a god among mods. Big thank you to my beta, B, for whipping this into shape in record time – you're a lifesaver, my dear! All remaining mistakes are my own.


( Beware Weasleys Bearing Gifts )

Tags: albus severus/scorpius, fic, slash

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Author: loony4lupin
Recipient: r0sivan
Title: The Subtle Art of List Making
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Oliver/Percy, Oliver/OMC
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Falling in love wasn't in Oliver Wood's plan. But he was very good at making plans when the situation called.
Warnings: Slash, oral, frottage, and general silliness.
Word Count: 12, 500
Author's Notes: Wow. This morphed into something I couldn't have even imagined. A big, huge thanks to my beta S, without whom I wouldn't be writing. Enjoy!


( The Subtle Art of List Making )

Tags: fic, percy/oliver, slash

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Author: svartalfur
Recipient: snegurochka_lee
Title: Mirror Inverted
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Teddy/Snape, Lupin/Snape (non-graphic Teddy/Victoire, Lupin/Tonks)
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Teddy Lupin's deepest, most desperate desire is to get to know his father.
Warnings: Infidelity, obsession, dwelling on dreams. Rimming, voyeurism.
Word Count: ~ 9,700
Author's Notes: Thanks to K and P for the amazing beta and to the mods for doing such a fantastic job. Dear snegurochka_lee, I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it.


( Mirror Inverted )

Tags: fic, slash, snape/remus, snape/teddy

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Author: mindabbles
Recipient: trubbleclef
Title: There's Something About A Malfoy
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Harry/Scorpius, Charlie/Draco
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Charlie has no room in his drawers for anyone else's skivvies, Harry wallows in moral agony for a bit, Draco wants to rebuild his life, and Scorpius just wants Harry to stop being an idiot. And there's something wicked in the forest. If they're going to stop it, they're all going to have to work together.
Warnings: Rimming and other sexual activities.
Word Count: 27,500 give or take.
Author's Notes: trubbleclef, I hope you enjoy it. I used your likes: banter, rimming, and Draco as a redeemed friend. I used your prompts of Aurors and, loosely, teacher/student. Thanks for the wonderful request, it was fun! Two of Charlie's bits of relationship advice were shamelessly stolen from Dan Savage at Savage Love. Thank you so much to E and L for the beta and to the mods for being so lovely.


( There's Something About a Malfoy )

Tags: charlie/draco, fic, harry/scorpius, slash

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Artist: r0sivan
Recipient: lee_west
Title: Arm Rest
Rating: R NWS
Pairing(s): Regulus/James
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Medium: Photoshop
Warnings: Nudity? Chair sex.
Artist's Notes: It was hard to draw chair sex, but you seemed so excited about it that I couldn't leave it alone. ♥ You listed Regulus as the top, so I hope you don't mind if he's topping from the bottom. I hope this was what you were asking for, as I wasn't too familiar with the concept (of chair sex). ^^; Cheers!


( Arm Rest )

Tags: art, james/regulus, slash

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Author: coffee_n_cocoa
Recipient: chaeldub
Title: Extracurricular Lessons
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Teddy/Neville, Neville/Seamus
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Teddy wants to be a willing student, if only his chosen teacher would let him.
Warnings: Voyeurism, hint of dub-con
Word Count: 3300
Author's Notes: Thanks to my beta for looking this over. Happy Springsmut, Chaeldub! I hope you enjoy the story.


( Extracurricular Lessons )

Tags: fic, neville/seamus, neville/teddy, slash

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Author: vanseedee
Recipient: wook77
Title: A Walk in the World
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Dean/Seamus, Seamus/Lavender
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: In a perfect world, no one gets sick, you keep the girl, and wait for your best mate to come home. In Seamus's world, things work differently.
Warnings: One NSFW postcard
Word Count: ~18,000 (including postcards)
Author's Notes: Thank you, Wook77 for this fantastic request, I had so much fun writing it. Thank you to R, the world's greatest beta, and L, the best test reader ever. All translations can be found at the end of the story.


( A Walk in the World )

Tags: dean/seamus, fic, het, seamus/lavender, slash

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Author: wayharshtai
Recipient: mr_mercutio
Title: Unfinished Business
Rating: Hard R/NC-17
Pairing(s): Blaise/Draco, Blaise/other mentioned (it's a surprise).
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Blaise and Draco have "unfinished business."
Warnings: The mention of Blaise/other? Purposely done tense-changing.
Word Count: 5603
Author's Notes: Happy springsmut, mr_mercutio! I tried my best to work with everything you listed, and I hope that it's close enough to what you were looking for that you like/love it!



( Unfinished Business )

Tags: draco/blaise, fic, slash

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Author: littleblackbow
Recipient: mindabbles
Title: The Ward
Rating: Hard R
Pairing(s): Harry/Charlie
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Harry is going blind. Ron and Hermione need to find the Grangers. They ask Charlie to stay with Harry while they're gone.
Warnings: *Suggestion of Character Death*
Word Count: ~9,000
Author's Notes: This was hard to write, but as soon as I saw your prompts, the story just popped into my head. I'd been tossing around some of these ideas for a while, so THANK YOU for giving me an opportunity to express them! Thanks to my betas, you know who you are! You guys are the bestest!!!


( The Ward )

Tags: fic, harry/charlie, slash

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Author: gala_apples
Recipient: arcadian_dream
Title: Needs and Wants
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Ron/Neville, with brief mention of past relationships
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Ron has dozens of reasons to be straight, but one reason to be queer.
Warnings: homophobia, hurtful Weasleys and Hermione.
Word Count: ~3,500
Author's Notes: I tried to add as many of your likes as possible. This centres around hurt/comfort, with desperation, and messiness featured, and slight mentions of bondage and foodsex. My original Ginny/Luna/Neville failed miserably, I couldn't write the het of it. I hope you like this just as much.


( Needs and Wants )

Tags: fic, ron/neville, slash

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Author: mariamme
Recipient: magnus_leo
Title: Wartime
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Varying combinations of Lily Evans, James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Wartime did strange things to people.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: ~4,600
Author's Notes: Thank you ever so much to the lovely E. for audiencing and telling me that I was at least on the right track. And thank you also to the fantastically brilliant M. for her incredibly thorough beta and Brit-pick. This fic is vastly improved through their efforts and all remaining mistakes are of course my own.


( Wartime )

Tags: fic, het, james/lily, james/sirius, peter/lily, remus/lily, remus/sirius, slash

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Author: bookofjude
Recipient: littleblackbow
Title: On Lonely Shores, or, The Lotus Eaters
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Neville/Draco, Gilderoy/Draco
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: A part of Neville Longbottom hoped that with the death of Voldemort, his parents would be free -- the same part of him that, as a child, had once blown out the candles on his birthday cake and
wished for new parents, better parents.
Warnings: Highlight to view: *Plain old man-sex,drug/aphrodisiac induced sex (could be considered non-consensual),slight, minor references to Snape/Lily*
Word Count: 31,000, give or take a few million.
Author's Notes: To my recipient: I really hope you like this. It's not exactly what you requested, but I think I've managed to tick most of the boxes. This is much longer than I had intended, and it took a lot longer than I thought it would. Either way, here it is. Thank you to everyone who helped with the story, especially my beta, the people who gave advice and comments on the in-progress text, the people who helped with the Latin translation and the rest of the academic content. I really couldn't have finished this without your help. Thanks also to the moderators, for giving me the time to get this completed and polished. All the remaining errors are my own.

To the reader: Certain phrases or words have footnotes which follow the story. These footnotes are marked with a † symbol. Clicking on that symbol will take you to the footnote. To return to the story text, simply press your back button once.


( On Lonely Shores, or, The Lotus Eaters )

Tags: draco/neville, fic, gilderoy/draco, slash

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Author: lavillanueva
Recipient: snarkyscorp
Title: Second To One
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Albus Severus/Scorpius, Harry/Albus Severus/Scorpius, past Harry/Draco
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: In which Al wants Scorpius, Scorpius wants Harry, Harry wants Draco, and Draco wants nothing to do with it.
Warnings: Cross-gen, underage, light incest, dubious consent, manipulation, threesome, voyeurism, mild d/s, rough sex, dirty talk, angst, porn without much plot … I'm sure I'm forgetting a few …
Word Count: 4,700
Author's Notes: Wow, this was a tough one to write - many, many thanks to my betas for helping me whip it into shape. I couldn’t have done it without you, ladies. And thanks so much to the mods for giving me the extra time necessary to do so. snarkyscorp, I had a great time writing for you; I hope I’ve managed to hit a few of your kinks. :D


( Second to One )

Tags: albus severus/scorpius, albus severus/scorpius/harry, fic, slash, threesome

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Author: luvscharlie
Recipient: lizardspots
Title: School Days Revisited
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Harry/Hermione/Ron
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Always a "good girl" during her days at Hogwarts, Hermione Granger learns what it's like to serve a "detention"… of sorts.
Warnings: Threesome, spanking, cosplay
Word Count: 3,014
Author's Notes: Thank you D. for the beta. lizardspots, I hope you like it, dear.


( School Days Revisited )

Tags: fic, harry/ron/hermione, het, slash, threesome

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Author: juniperus
Recipient: psyfic
Title: To Ev'ry Wandering Bark, A Star
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Snape/Percy
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Two lost souls, resigned to loneliness, meet by chance: a tale of rapport and rediscovery told by two voices.
Warnings: First-person narration and experimental structure/formatting,
Word Count: 1,154
Author's Notes: Many thanks to m. for saving me from myself, and for her kind and generous support!


( To Ev'ry Wandering Bark, A Star )

Tags: fic, slash, snape/percy

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Author: marguerite_26
Recipient: dripping_cherry
Title: Anything for Him
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Draco/Scorpius
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: The lengths a son will go to for a father's love.
Warnings: Everything the pairing implies, not chan
Word Count: ~1,700
Author's Notes: This is short, but hopefully hits all the right notes for you dripping_cherry. Thank you to M, S, and R for their friendship, advice and beta review.


( Anything for Him )

Tags: draco/scorpius, fic, slash

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Author: arcadian_dream
Recipient: gala_apples
Title: Nothing Special
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Ron/Sirius/Remus
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Ron's insecurities begin to get the better of him after entering into a sexual relationship with Sirius and Remus; they are, however, determined to show the youngest Weasley boy that he has no reason to doubt their desire for him.
Warnings: AU, PWP, anal sex, a pinch of angst, (light) bondage, come-play, cross-dressing, cross-gen, drug use, a dash of fluff, masturbation, oral sex, rimming, sex acts involving someone under the age of 18 (Ron is approximately 17 years old), threesome, voyeurism.
Word Count: ~2,500
Author's Notes: AU in which Sirius doesn't die, but continues to reside at Twelve Grimmuald Place with Remus; set at the end of the Trio's sixth year/beginning of seventh year. Many, many thanks to AP for the last-minute beta – you're a champ! To gala_apples - Enjoy! I hope it's as much fun to read as it was to write ("plot need not apply" may very well be the four sweetest words in the English language, hee.)


( Nothing Special )

Tags: fic, remus/sirius/ron, slash, threesome

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Artist: lizardspots
Recipient: lavillanueva
Title: Relax, Kitten
Rating: NC-17, not worksafe (srsly)
Pairing(s): Fenrir/Draco (!!!)
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Medium: Tablet on Open Canvas
Warnings: Non-con, bondage, cuts n' bruises
Artist's Notes: I have to thank lavillanueva for her very inspiring assignment! :D I've had this half-formed Fenrir sketch lying around on my hard drive for the past two years, and finally it's found a home. I hope you like! 'Tis rather beyond my comfort zone, but I had a surprising amount of fun working on it. Thank you to I for her cheer leading, helpful suggestions, and the sexy title. :D


( Relax, Kitten )

Tags: art, fenrir/draco, slash

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Author: dripping_cherry
Recipient: ramie_k
Title: Playing Auror
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Scorpius/Albus Severus
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: If only Albus had weighed the pros and cons of sneaking into the Hufflepuff Head Boy's room to look for an illegal dragon egg, he might have reconsidered. Things happened in this room…
Warnings: graphic sex, oral, anal
Word Count: ~1,925
Author's Notes: Thanks K and M for the beta! ramie_k, I hope this is to your liking!


( Playing Auror )

Tags: albus severus/scorpius, fic, slash

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Author: midnight_birth
Recipient: thehangedwoman
Title: Say My Name
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Kingsley/Percy
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warnings: Assumed to be disregarding info JKR gave in interviews about Percy (though I left his profession the same as it makes sense), scenes of very explicit sexual nature (oral and first!time anal), light bondage.
Word Count: 9,959
Summary: Percy works very hard as a high-ranking official to the Minister for Magic. Too hard. His friends and family try to stage an intervention. The Minister, himself, would really rather like Percy to loosen up as well, and tries a lot of things before he finally finds something that decidedly works.
Author's Notes: I’ve never written this pairing before, but the wheels were set in motion when I started writing it and I could barely bring myself to wrap this story up at all it took such a life of its own. I’ve tried to include everything you asked for, except for the McGonagall/Hermione-specific requests, since I didn’t go with that pairing. This was immensely fun to write, and I hope you enjoy it! ♥


( Say My Name )

Tags: fic, percy/kingsley, slash

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Author: heather11483
Recipient: ozma_katiebell
Title: Another Saturday Night
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Dean/Seamus
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Seamus is suspicious of what Dean's doing on the weekends and decides to investigate.
Warnings: None
Word Count: ~4400
Author's Notes: ozma_katiebell, you were a pleasure to write for. I hope this is everything you wanted! Thanks to my beta, who knows who she is. <3


( Another Saturday Night )

Tags: dean/seamus, fic, slash

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Artist: ariadneelda
Recipient: svartalfur
Title: Opinionated, Still
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Snape/Snape
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Medium: Tablet, Photoshop.
Warnings: Hatesex and seminal fluids.
Artist's Notes: svartalfur, your prompt Snape meets his younger self and tries desperately to change his past. Only that young Snape isn't willing to obey his fucked-up older self. was quite intriguing. I hope you like what I did with it. :-) (I doubt Pensieves could work like that but let's say, um, artistic license!)


( Opinionated, Still )

Tags: art, slash, snape/snape

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Author: nolagal
Recipient: bookofjude
Title: From the Ashes
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Harry/Ron, Harry/Charlie, Ron/Hermione, past Harry/Oliver
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Harry had discovered that the best way to avoid the past was to live hard until a Quidditch injury leaves him needing care. During his recovery, he does something that could change everything between him and Ron. Unable to deal with the fallout of his actions, Harry goes to stay with Charlie, who is determined to help Harry recover and not just from his physical injuries, preparing him for his return home.
Warnings: Flangst, Rimming, slight UST, EWE
Word Count: ~18,700
Author's Notes: bookofjude, I took your prompt of "Harry is playing Quidditch for England, but is injured and can't play." Plus I did a variation of "Harry is on the run from someone or something, but is found by someone else." I was aiming for flangst and smut but plot overtook most of the smut; it's still there—I promise, it's just buried a bit. Special thanks to my fabulous betas LL and SS for all of their hard work and to MM for being an amazing sounding board throughout my writing process.


( From the Ashes )

Tags: fic, harry/charlie, harry/ron, ron/hermione, slash

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Author: mr_mercutio
Recipient: rainandshadow
Title: Alone
Rating: Hard R
Pairing: Crabbe/Goyle
Word Count: 2,255
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Greg has always been alone until Vince is there. The Room of Requirement changes this.
Warnings: Dark!fic
Author's Notes: Dear rainandshadow, I have taken your request for dark!fic with bits of humour, and I hope that I have delivered something you'll enjoy. Many thanks to my beta and to the mods for running a great fest.


( Alone )

Tags: crabbe/goyle, fic, slash

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Author: piratesword
Recipient: okydoky
Title: Flat Wars (Winner Takes All)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Albus Severus/Scorpius, Lily, Harry
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Later, Scorpius would look back and pinpoint this as the moment where things had started to go wrong. When Lily Potter accepts a position at Hogwarts and moves out of the flat that she shares with her best friend and her brother, it becomes increasingly clear that Albus and Scorpius are not compatible as flatmates. Eventually war breaks out between the two, with neither one willing to admit they’ve done anything wrong. Add in meddling family members, rampant sexual tension, long hours at the Ministry and copious amounts of firewhisky, and Scorpius thinks that maybe he's in over his head.
Warnings: (Fl)angst, blow jobs, swearing.
Word Count: ~10,000
Author's Notes: okydoky gave me a variety of things to work with, and I pulled out the following specific prompts: Aurors, Healers, Slytherin!Albus, full English breakfast, hospitals, batteries, firewhisky, traveling outside of London, drunken exploits and plot. Some are only mentioned once or twice, others are worked into the plot. I hope that you enjoy reading this, okydoky! Thanks to B for all of her handholding, and for looking this over for me. <3


( Flat Wars (Winner Takes All) )

Tags: albus severus/scorpius, fic, slash

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Author: sc010f
Recipient: simons_flower
Title: Finding a Place
Rating:NC-17
Pairing(s):Harry/Ron/Hermione
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary:Harry has always been the special one, but after the War, can Ron find his place?
Warnings:Threesome, language, explicit sexual content, slash
Word Count: 3,700 words
Author’s Notes: Thanks to J and L, the lovely and talented beta readers of my smut who prevented me from deleting this in a fit of anxiety and saved me from my html coding issues. simons_flower asked for, among other things, voyeurism, frottage, public!sex, first time sex, and smut with substance. Dear, I hope you enjoy this, it was very fun to write!


( Finding A Place )

Tags: fic, harry/ron/hermione, het, slash, threesome

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Author: florahart
Recipient: nk_aoede
Title: Stakeout
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Harry/Teddy (with mentions of Harry/Ginny, Albus Severus/OMC, Teddy/Victoire, and assorted other innuendo)
Warnings: Voyeurism, innuendo between Albus Severus and Victoire (who are cousins, which is not incestuous in Britain), gentle coercion.
Word Count: 4,372
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: It's funny what a bloke can find out if he just keeps his eyes open. Funny, and disturbingly hot, too.


( Stakeout )

Tags: fic, harry/teddy, slash

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Author: snarkyscorp
Recipient: marguerite_26
Title: What He Wants
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Draco/Scorpius, Harry/Scorpius, Harry/Draco/Scorpius, Scorpius/Albus, Scorpius/Lily, Scorpius/Ginny
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: The only thing Scorpius knows is exactly what he wants.
Warnings: Incest, voyeurism, rimming, double penetration, angst, infidelity, rough!sex
Word Count: 9,774
Author's Notes: marguerite_26 offered so many pairing choices that I couldn't decide on just one—so I included as many as I dared (and more)! It was an absolute honor to write for you, darling, and I do hope you enjoy the ensuing smut. I got a little carried away.
Thanks to N for the best beta a girl could ask for!!


( What He Wants )

Tags: albus severus/scorpius, draco/scorpius, fic, harry/draco/scorpius, harry/scorpius, het, scorpius/ginny, scorpius/lily, slash, threesome

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Author: thehangedwoman
Recipient: venturous
Title: Welcome, Ghosts
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Harry/Charlie
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Harry can't get rid of the ghosts of his past, so he runs away.
Warnings: Slight self-harm, very mild masochism, hurt/comfort
Word Count: 1,238
Author's Notes: Title taken from Explosions in the Sky. Many thanks to P. for betaing.


( Welcome, Ghosts )

Tags: fic, harry/charlie, slash

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Author: joanwilder
Recipient: cnary_crem_dght
Title: Fallen Far From the Tree
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Albus Severus/Snape, Harry/Snape
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic/Warner Brothers, Inc. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Caught between two generations of Potters—literally—Snape discovers that his namesake is cut from a different cloth than his father.
Warnings: Infidelity, bondage, non-con
Word Count: ~19,000
Author's Notes: There is no chan in this story. There is, however, per my recipient's request, post-war Headmaster Snape. I'll leave it up to you to decide if he's pervy; I do think he's ugly. Thank you, J., for beta reading. And snogs to the Mods for giving us a reason to smut in the spring.


( Fallen Far From The Tree )

Tags: albus severus/snape, fic, slash, snape/harry

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Author: tarie
Recipient: mariamme
Title: I Got Life, Brother
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Dean/Seamus
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. Title comes from the song "I Got Life" from the musical Hair.
Summary: Seventh Year at Hogwarts was not what Seamus expected: Snape in charge, Death Eaters teaching classes, and Dean missing. How can he find his way when he's feeling so very lost?
Warnings: frottage
Word Count: 2,000+-ish
Author's Notes: For mariamme. I hope this is an enjoyable read. Thanks to my beta and thanks to the lovely mods! Happy Springsmut!


( I Got Life, Brother )

Tags: dean/seamus, fic, slash

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Artist: ships_harry
Recipient: krystal_moon
Title: Too many moons
Rating: R-ish
Pairing(s): Fenrir Greyback/Harry Potter
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Medium: Photoshop and graphics tablet
Warnings: Violence
Artist's Notes: There's no sex here, I'm afraid... it's more pre-violence (with an epilogue in the sketchy 2nd picture ;) ) than anything else. Also, the images are fairly dark in colour, so will probably be best viewed in the evening.


( Too many moons )

Tags: art, harry/fenrir, slash

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Author: snegurochka_lee
Recipient: who_la_hoop
Title: Scorpius Malfoy's Very Bad Week
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Scorpius/James Jr./Teddy and permutations. Hints of background Harry/Draco
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: The company of Gryffindors was bad enough. The company of naked Gryffindors – a Potter and a werewolf spawn, no less, and totally unasked for, thank you very much – was outrageous. The company of naked, muscled Gryffindors claiming a sodding Muggle prophecy device had foretold his seduction was just too much to take. All things considered, Scorpius Malfoy really was having a very, very bad week.
Warnings: Consensual sex among people aged 16, 17 and 24. DH-compliant.
Word Count: ~25,000
Author's Notes: I'm not sure I would have come up with this threesome or this plot on the power of my own brain, but it was fabulously fun to write, so thank you to who_la_hoop for suggesting it! Hope you like it. :) The request was for canon-based plot, angst and humour in equal measure, snarky dialogue, and a Hogwarts environment where not everyone is happily gay. Oh, and the Ouija board. Let's not forget about the Ouija board. Also, my betas basically rule the universe and deserve piles of thanks.


( Scorpius Malfoy's Very Bad Week )

Tags: fic, scorpius/james jr./teddy, slash, teddy/james jr, threesome

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Author: xylodemon
Recipient: cmere
Title: With No Spine Intact
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: James/Sirius, Regulus/Sirius, Remus/Sirius, implied James/Lily
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: In which the kids are all fucked up.
Warnings: Incest and unhappiness.
Words: ~3,600
Author's Notes: For cmere, who wanted angst, people using each other, and a general inability to get what you really want. She also wanted a threesome, which didn't quite happen, but I mostly managed the rest. Many thanks to my beta, and to midnitemarauder, whose patience with my shenanigans and excuses should earn her a sainthood, at the very least.


( With No Spine Intact )

Tags: fic, james/sirius, regulus/sirius, remus/sirius, slash

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Author: padsfoot
Recipient: marseverlasting
Title: There Are No Lions in England
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): James/Sirius, James/Lily, Remus/Sirius, Sirius/Lily.
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: "And this was really the way that my whole road experience began, and the things that were to come are too fantastic not to tell." Jack Kerouac
Warnings: Tie sex, oral sex, het sex, language, basically some dirty witches and wizards running loose.
Word Count: ~14,500
Author's Notes: The perspective jumps from "chapter" to "chapter" so it's not limited to one character's point of view, and you get a jumble of scenes. It's roughly based off On The Road but only a smidgen. I hope you enjoy it! And a special thank you to the AMAZING M & A for proofing this for me in record time. You are both truly amazing and I could not have done this without both of you!


( There Are No Lions in England )

Tags: fic, het, james/lily, james/sirius, remus/sirius, sirius/lily, slash

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Author: violet_quill
Recipient: ships_harry
Title: In Wolf's Clothing
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Teddy/Draco, implied Harry/Draco and Fenrir/Draco, as well as: (Highlight for spoiler: Lucius/Teddy, Draco/James Jr.)
Warnings: prostitution, orgasm denial, wanking, consensual D/s, whipping, light bondage, dubious consent, implied (past) non-con, implied incestuous themes, implied underage sex
Summary: Teddy would do anything to help his makeshift family, including going undercover at a werewolf brothel to solve a very personal crime.
Word Count: 9300
Author's Notes: ships_harry, I have to give you major props for your bravery with that open-ended list for pairings, and I hope that the ones I chose are to your liking! This whole thing was vaguely inspired by "wolves in the walls" though how it evolved from there is a whole other story. I hope you don't mind some mystery plot with your kink! A huge thank you to N for, well, doing everything but actually forcing the pen into my hand to write so to speak, and to the mods for their saintly patience.



( In Wolf's Clothing )

Tags: fenrir/draco, fic, harry/draco, slash, teddy/draco

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Author: shes_gone
Recipient: wook77
Title: A Simple Misunderstanding
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Dean/Seamus
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Seamus is naked a lot. Dean's worked out a way to cope.
Warnings: Sixth years wanking. Seamus as a total fandom!cliché. Brief mention of Dean/Ginny.
Word Count: 4300
Author's Notes: Springsmut! Yay! Endless thanks to K, A, T and N. ♥


( A Simple Misunderstanding )

Tags: dean/seamus, fic, slash

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