Happy Springsmut, littleblackbow!
Author: i_octopus
Recipient: littleblackbow
Title: Everything Old Is New Again
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Gilderoy Lockhart/Rita Skeeter
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. Title is lifted from the song of the same name by Peter Allen.
Summary: The story behind the story of the greatest scoop of Rita Skeeter's career.
Warnings: Vanilla crack!fic [Rita has swallowed Austen (plus a bit of derivative Fielding) and Bronte and what is reconstituted here bears only the scarcest likeness to those authors]
Word Count: ~2,250
Author's Notes: Many and varied and effusive thanks to N for her eagle eyes.
( Everything Old Is New Again )
Recipient: littleblackbow
Title: Everything Old Is New Again
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Gilderoy Lockhart/Rita Skeeter
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. Title is lifted from the song of the same name by Peter Allen.
Summary: The story behind the story of the greatest scoop of Rita Skeeter's career.
Warnings: Vanilla crack!fic [Rita has swallowed Austen (plus a bit of derivative Fielding) and Bronte and what is reconstituted here bears only the scarcest likeness to those authors]
Word Count: ~2,250
Author's Notes: Many and varied and effusive thanks to N for her eagle eyes.
( Everything Old Is New Again )