'Cause Baby We Were Born to Porn

Author: wook77
Recipient: vanseedee
Title: Quick and Simple (except for the part where it's not)
Rating: Hard R
Pairing(s): Dean/Seamus
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: When a mission goes horribly awry, Seamus is forced to deal with the consequences of his too-loud mouth, his brashness and his inability to not love Dean Thomas.
Warnings: none
Word Count: ~8000
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my betas, T, J, M. Also dedicated to C for cheerleading and general awesomeness. vanseedee, it wasn't intentional but, surprisingly enough (and for the first time I've ever done it), I think I included all of your requests and kinks. I hope you enjoy! Finally, many thanks to midnitemarauder for running this fest yet again. You are made of win.


( Quick and Simple (except for the part where it's not) )

Author: idea_of_sarcasm
Recipient: wayharshtai
Title: Somebody To Lean On
Rating: R
Pairing: Dean/Seamus, a featured Gryffindor supporting cast
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Things can never return to normal that easily, and you should never have to face your problems alone.
Warning(s): Minor language
Word Count: ~24,000
Author's Notes: wayharshtai, I think I managed to work in most everything you asked for, and oddly enough most of it was incidental. This was a bit outside of my comfort zone, but it was a pleasure to write all the same. I hope you enjoy it!


( Somebody to Lean On )

Author: vanseedee
Recipient: wook77
Title: A Walk in the World
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Dean/Seamus, Seamus/Lavender
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: In a perfect world, no one gets sick, you keep the girl, and wait for your best mate to come home. In Seamus's world, things work differently.
Warnings: One NSFW postcard
Word Count: ~18,000 (including postcards)
Author's Notes: Thank you, Wook77 for this fantastic request, I had so much fun writing it. Thank you to R, the world's greatest beta, and L, the best test reader ever. All translations can be found at the end of the story.


( A Walk in the World )

Author: heather11483
Recipient: ozma_katiebell
Title: Another Saturday Night
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Dean/Seamus
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Seamus is suspicious of what Dean's doing on the weekends and decides to investigate.
Warnings: None
Word Count: ~4400
Author's Notes: ozma_katiebell, you were a pleasure to write for. I hope this is everything you wanted! Thanks to my beta, who knows who she is. <3


( Another Saturday Night )

Author: tarie
Recipient: mariamme
Title: I Got Life, Brother
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Dean/Seamus
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. Title comes from the song "I Got Life" from the musical Hair.
Summary: Seventh Year at Hogwarts was not what Seamus expected: Snape in charge, Death Eaters teaching classes, and Dean missing. How can he find his way when he's feeling so very lost?
Warnings: frottage
Word Count: 2,000+-ish
Author's Notes: For mariamme. I hope this is an enjoyable read. Thanks to my beta and thanks to the lovely mods! Happy Springsmut!


( I Got Life, Brother )

Author: shes_gone
Recipient: wook77
Title: A Simple Misunderstanding
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Dean/Seamus
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Seamus is naked a lot. Dean's worked out a way to cope.
Warnings: Sixth years wanking. Seamus as a total fandom!cliché. Brief mention of Dean/Ginny.
Word Count: 4300
Author's Notes: Springsmut! Yay! Endless thanks to K, A, T and N. ♥


( A Simple Misunderstanding )

Author: wook77
Recipient: shes_gone
Title: Of Quidditch, Trains and Footie Matches
Rating: Hard R
Pairing(s): Dean Thomas/Seamus Finnigan
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: What's the best way to cope with turning thirty and realising that your life isn't what you'd planned? Go on a road trip with your best mate. It's just too bad for Dean and Seamus when even that doesn't go according to plan.
Warnings: none
Word Count: ~11,800
Author's Notes: Dear shes_gone - thank you for your patience in waiting for this story to come to fruition. From your request, I tried to incorporate: awkwardness, rubbing, kissing, descriptive details, emotional confusion, poorly articulated man-feelings, a bit of angst and Quidditch. Your request was a dream come true for me so I can only hope that this meets and/or exceeds your hopes. ♥ For my betas (N, B5, M, MM, K), so much love and thanks. The remaining mistakes are, obviously, my own. Finally – many thanks to midnitemarauder for her patience and handholding as I ironed this one out.


( Of Quidditch, Trains and Footie Matches )

Author: wayharshtai
Recipient: chaeldub
Title: What Is And What Could Be
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Dean/Seamus
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: The difference between trying to make something happen and being faced with it is greater than you know.
Warnings: Slash if you don't like that. And there are het relationships mentioned (Dean/Parvati and Seamus/Morag), though nothing graphic actually happens in these relationships.
Word Count: 9398
Author's Notes: I incorporated what I could, left out what I couldn't and I really hope you like your gift fic, chaeldub!


( What Is And What Could Be )