|springsmutfairy (springsmutfairy) wrote in hp_springsmut,|
@ 2009-03-14 00:00:00
The last time I saw you... now that was quite a debacle, wasn't it? I know you think you play for the other team, but think about it a moment. You love Hermione, you snogged that bird, and God knows you would have had sex with my wife if she'd have wanted to. You're not actually queer. The sooner you come to your senses, the better off everyone is. Do it before Christmas, wouldn't want to miss George putting exploding coal in the stockings.