'Cause Baby We Were Born to Porn

And so, with this post, Springsmut 2009 has officially come to a close. All artist and author names have been added to the individual posts. (If you notice any errors, please let us know!)

And now, without further ado, the Big Reveal™ :

( ART )

( FIC )

~♥~

You are now free to post your stories and art wherever you wish!

Artists: please add your signatures/marks to your art and send us a link to where you are hosting so we can update the links in the posts.

Authors whose works I am hosting on my server: when you post your stories, please send us the link so that we can update the links to redirect to your archive of choice.

You can leave the link in the comments here, or email us at springsmutmods@gmail.com

We are proud (and rather thrilled!) to say that everyone thanked the person who wrote or drew for them, so thank you all for being such wonderful participants! ♥ ♥ The fic and art isn't going anywhere, so please continue to read and view, and support each other.

Once again, thank you to our helpers and pinch hitters, and to all of our watchers! ♥ We hope you enjoyed all of the fabulous stories and art posted this year.

Really, thank you all for continuing to make hp_springsmut such a fantastic and popular fest! It was a pleasure modding, and we hope to see you all back for Springsmut 2010! Viva la Rare Pairs!

Smutfully yours,

midnitemarauder and nqdonne

Another year gone! And so, like Dumbledore (who, alas, did not get tarted up this year in our fest) we must trouble you with a bit of modly wheezing waffle.

This year's tally consisted of 83 works - 72 fics and 11 pieces of art - encompassing over 70 different pairings featuring over 50 different characters. Not a bad showing if I do say so myself.

As always, we'd like to take a moment to thank all of you - our artists, authors, readers, watchers, commenters, reccers, betas, and lurkers alike - for all of your contributions and continuing support of our little rare pair fest. We hope you've enjoyed yourselves this month, as we've very much enjoyed bringing you daily entertainment of a smutty nature. Our modly presentations aside, this fest would not exist without all of you, and we appreciate your efforts more than we can say. ♥

The Reveal™ will take place on Sunday, April 5, in the late afternoon or evening, Eastern Daylight Time. Apologies for not being more specific, but it takes a bit of time to add all the author/artist names to all of the posts on both journals. We will of course post a master list as soon as all the entries are updated.

Until then, please take some time to browse through the community and check out some of the entries you may have missed. It's unfortunate that entries posted mid- to late-fest tend to get less attention than earlier ones, so we hope you'll make the time to read and view. We really had an incredible cache this year of both fic and art - the talent was tremendous! - and as I mentioned above, there's quite a lot of variety. If you click to the recent entries page, there are thirty entries per page for easier browsing of this year's posts, or you can use our tags page on LJ or our tags page here on IJ to browse by pairing. Who knows what gems are lurking beneath those tags. (Well, okay, we mods know, but you should find out for yourselves!)

Pimp to your friends, support your fellow participants by reading and viewing their contributions as well as the one specifically for you, and please do tell them when you've enjoyed their stories and art! Feedback is ♥! If you wish to try and guess who the culprits are who wrote or drew your favorites, feel free to speculate in the comments or in your own journals.

We'd also like to thank reddwarfer and lauriegilbert for their assistance (♥ ♥ to you ladies!) and also offer our first born children our undying gratitude to our pinch hitters: bluemoon02, curia_regis, drcjsnider, lady_green_bat, lauriegilbert, snarkyscorp, snegurochka_lee, venturous and wook77. Much love to you all!

Keep reading/viewing, and enjoy! Until Sunday,

midnitemarauder and nqdonne

Artist: nk_aoede
Recipient: ragdoll
Title: The Dangers of Sex In Broom Cupboards
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Bill/Tonks/Charlie
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Medium: Photoshop
Warnings: None, really.
Artist's Notes: Hi, ragdoll! I really hope you like this. it's my first time drawing a threesome, I hope I pulled it off satisfactorily. I took "almost getting caught" from your list of likes and worked from there. :D


( The Dangers of Sex in Broom Cupboards )

Author: wook77
Recipient: vanseedee
Title: Quick and Simple (except for the part where it's not)
Rating: Hard R
Pairing(s): Dean/Seamus
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: When a mission goes horribly awry, Seamus is forced to deal with the consequences of his too-loud mouth, his brashness and his inability to not love Dean Thomas.
Warnings: none
Word Count: ~8000
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my betas, T, J, M. Also dedicated to C for cheerleading and general awesomeness. vanseedee, it wasn't intentional but, surprisingly enough (and for the first time I've ever done it), I think I included all of your requests and kinks. I hope you enjoy! Finally, many thanks to midnitemarauder for running this fest yet again. You are made of win.


( Quick and Simple (except for the part where it's not) )

Author: drcjsnider
Recipient: lunalovepotter
Title: The Inheritance
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Rose/Scorpius
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Scorpius Malfoy is in serious trouble. When he can't turn to his family or his friends for help, he ends up on Rose Weasley's doorstep.
Warnings: Language, Graphic Sex
Word Count: ~9400
Author's Notes: I don't know what happened with this story. lunalovepotter gave me a ton of freedom and said she would like a little plot with her smut, but I ended up with WAY more plot than intended. Hopefully, there is enough sexual tension and actual smut to please the recipient. A BIG "thank you" goes out to Q for agreeing to beta this at the last minute. I mucked around with it a lot after she saw it though, so any mistakes are all mine. Also thanks to A, who gave me a plot bunny when my rabbit cage was empty.


( The Inheritance )

Author: snarkyscorp
Recipient: nolagal
Title: Breaking the Rules
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Harry/Hugo, background Albus Severus/Scorpius and Lily/OC
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: The Annual Weasley Family Picnic turns out to be much more than Harry bargained for, but he can't help but enjoy it.
Warnings: Underage (Hugo is nearly 17, Harry is late 40s I guess?), dirty talk, near-public sex, incest (Uncle/nephew)
Word Count: ~5,000
Author's Notes: I intended for this to be much longer, but still I hope it does your kinklist justice. Thanks to NS for beta'ing.


( Breaking the Rules )

Author: lauriegilbert
Recipient: j_lunatic
Title: Fairytales and Roses
Rating: R
Pairing: Harry Potter/Neville Longbottom
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Once upon a time Gran wanted to marry off her grandson. Sometimes things don't work out the way you expected.
Warnings: AU
Word Count: ~2800
Author's Notes: Big thanks to L and F for being so great while I whined over these boys being stubborn. All mistakes here are not fault of betas but of my ignoring their advice because I'm a stubborn bint.


( Fairytales and Roses )

Author: leni_jess
Recipient: kereia
Title: Chasing Miss Granger
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Lucius/Hermione
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of JK Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Lucius Malfoy decides that courting the influential and esteemed Miss Granger would improve his social and political standing in the post-war wizarding world; Hermione decides that allowing him to do so would give her a clearer understanding of pureblood thought and intent, the better to keep them in their place. Then things get a little out of control.
Warnings: EWE
Word Count: ~12,000 words
Author's Notes: I hope kereia enjoys this, and that it has enough plot for her alongside the romance and smut. I might have gone on a lot longer, and introduced a lot more plot, if only it hadn't taken me far too long to write this! Just as well I didn't; it's better like this. I am grateful to my beta readers S1 and S2 for going through this fic so quickly and carefully, to B for her check for a specific issue, and to the exchange mods for giving me extension upon extension.


( Chasing Miss Granger )

Author: ramie_k
Recipient: lauriegilbert
Title: Even If You Don't Say It
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Albus Severus/Scorpius
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Sometimes actions really do speak louder than words…
Warnings: Some frottage, dirty talk, boysex…all that good stuff!
Word Count: ~2300
Author's Notes: Major, never-can-be-repaid thanks must go to my last minute beta help and the super mods for being so patient and understanding. Hope it was worth it!


( Even If You Don't Say It )

Artist: venturous
Recipient: bluemoon02
Title: Alas, Great Passion Lasts But a Moment
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Sirius/Severus/Remus
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): *highlight to read* ** creative threesome smut, nudity, buttsex, enraged animagus**
Medium: pencil on tinted paper, heightened with white chalk
Artist's Notes: Deep gratitude to patient Springsmut mods, my gifted and generous art beta LBB, and my long-dead drawing teacher, in this case Giulio Romano


( Alas, Great Passion Lasts But a Moment )

Author: idea_of_sarcasm
Recipient: miz_thang88
Title: Somebody To Lean On
Rating: R
Pairing: Dean/Seamus, a featured Gryffindor supporting cast
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Things can never return to normal that easily, and you should never have to face your problems alone.
Warning(s): Minor language
Word Count: ~24,000
Author's Notes: miz_thang88, I think I managed to work in most everything you asked for, and oddly enough most of it was incidental. This was a bit outside of my comfort zone, but it was a pleasure to write all the same. I hope you enjoy it!


( Somebody to Lean On )

Author: hecticity
Recipient: themadmermaid
Title: The Art of Seduction
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Lucius/Narcissa
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Lucius was Narcissa's pawn from the very beginning, but she was only playing the game out of love.
Warnings: First time sex. Also, it might be fluffier than you wanted, but only by a tiny bit, I swear.
Word Count: ~5700
Author's Notes: I may have fudged the timeline of Abraxas’ life a bit, but my research didn’t turn up an exact date of his death. My thanks to my beta for all of her help (you will be credited after the reveal). Thanks especially to the mod for giving me the time to do this story justice. I really hope that you enjoy it, themadmermaid!


( The Art of Seduction )

Author: okydoky
Recipient: tray_la_la
Title: Tea: The Solution to All Life's Problems
Pairing: Teddy/James
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: When Teddy Lupin arrives back in the United Kingdom after six months in Romania, he is struck down by an uncomfortable illness. Luckily for him, he has a willing nurse right on hand. Or not.
Warnings: Anal sex, rimming, felching, blow-jobs, slight bondage.
Word Count: ~10,500
Author Notes: I have made up this illness entirely, its symptoms and progression included, I apologise for any inaccuracies in this. Thank you very much to my lovely beta, S, any remaining mistakes are my own.


( Tea: The Solution to All Life's Problems )

Author: ragdoll
Recipient: gm_weasley
Title: The Best Laid Plans
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Bill Weasley/Nymphadora Tonks (past mentions of Remus Lupin/Nymphadora Tonks, and Bill Weasley/Fleur Delacour)
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended
Summary: Tonks has had a very bad day at work, but it's about to get a whole lot better. However, it doesn't take an Auror to know that there's something suspicious about a man with romance on his mind.
Warnings: Shiny, fluffy, vanilla het sex
Word Count: ~5750
Author's Notes: gm_weasley, this one's for you. I loved all your requests and every one of your pairings, and intended to write them all. Unfortunately, like Bill here, my best laid plans went astray. However, I tried to write you the most fluffy, vanilla-y, silly, warm and happy fic I could possibly manage, and really hope you like it.

My heartfelt thanks to all my betas and, of course, to midnitemarauder for having the patience of several saints when it came to getting this turned in.


( The Best Laid Plans )

Author: j_lunatic
Recipient: coffee_n_cocoa
Title: Redhead in Bed
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Neville/Ron; background George/Lee
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Neville learns much more than he expected about the power of scent.
Warnings: Dubcon?
Word Count: 2,300
Author's Notes: 1) In the days before modern hygiene, redheads traditionally were said to have a characteristic body odour; one 19th-century aficionado described it as "amber and violets." 2) Demeter makes a fragrance called Redhead in Bed, but it's based on a cocktail combining strawberries, lemon juice, and gin.


( Redhead in Bed )

Author: lady_green_bat
Recipient: purelush
Title: What a Good Girl Wants
Rating: Hard R
Pairings: Katie/Percy; Angelina/George; minor Katie/Marcus, Katie/Oliver
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended
Summary: Spectacularly-single girl 'Aunt' Katie Bell may have an easy time with all the Weasley kids, but who is going to treat this supposed angel like the woman she really is?
Warnings: Het, boobsex, spanking, next gen characters
Word Count: ~5000
Author's Notes: I hope you don't mind the inclusion of these other couples but the kind of just jumped out at me. Also this is a different kind of Katie for me but hopefully it works for you purelush!


( What a Good Girl Wants )

Author: simons_flower
Recipient: snarkyscorp
Title: Last Ride
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Oliver
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Oliver finds out about Harry's crush on him and decides it should be requited before leaving Hogwarts.
Warnings: chan (Harry is 13)
Word Count: ~2,280
Author's Note: Thanks to A for assuring me I wasn't writing a stalkerfic and to M for the beta.


( Last Ride )

Artist: cnary_crem_dght
Recipient: hecticity
Title: Queen of Her Domain
Rating: Hard R
Pairing(s): Narcissa/Lucius
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Medium: Le olde photo shoppe.
Warnings: None.
Artist's Notes: I think Narcissa's the kind of girl to take charge in the bedroom. She's got that boldness in her when it's necessary. I'm sure taming Lucius is no easy task. ;D


( Queen of Her Domain )

Author: nixitall
Recipient: venturous
Title: Peace and Quiet
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: James/Lily
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: A little peek into James and Lily's home life before any pregnancy or prophesy.
Warnings: Sex (no surprise there)
Word Count: ~1,220
Author's Notes: I hope you like it! Thank you to my beta, you’re the best!


( Peace and Quiet )

Author: bluemoon02
Recipient: ariadneelda
Title: Mr Potter is Entirely Complicit
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Snape/Harry/Sirius
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Severus Snape is sick and tired of Sirius undermining his authority, and decides it's time to reveal some hard truths.
Warnings: Light S&M, chan (set during OotP)
Word Count: ~2,500
Author's Notes: Huge thanks to my last-minute betas, r and b, and to the plot bunnies that allowed me to write my first Sirius!fic. Ariadne, I hope you enjoy, and that this relationship is screwed-up enough for you!


( Mr Potter is Entirely Complicit )

Author: wook77
Recipient: idea_of_sarcasm
Title: The Story of Them
Rating: Hard R
Pairing(s): Seamus/Lavender, others
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: The story of Seamus and Lavender is the story of them - the whole of the DA as they take on the Death Eaters.
Warnings: none
Word Count: ~8200 words
Author's Notes: Dear idea_of_sarcasm, I tried my darndest to get you a post-DH story but it simply wouldn't work out for me. I'm afraid that the only one that worked was a during-DH story. I apologise profusely. I did try to work in as much plot and canon as I could. I also took your request to develop characters of both sexes rather literally. There's definitely very little fluff and absolutely no pregnancy in here. There's also strong women, "magical stuff", affection and way too much plot. I based the story off your prompt of "Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real." Many thanks to my betas, M, T, & J. Also – many, many thanks to the mod, midnitemarauder for not killing me when I took shameless advantage of her patience.


(  The Story of Them )

Author: trubbleclef
Recipient: loony4lupin
Title: Lazy Arsehole
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Percy/Teddy
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Teddy is just really, really, really messy. Percy cannot abide this.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: ~2500
Author's Notes: loony4lupin, I hope that you enjoy this. It was fun writing it for you. Also thank you to the mods for being ridiculously patient with me. Finally, a shout to Ian McKellen for some really obvious inspiration. Subtle...like a blunt object over the head.


( Lazy Arsehole )

Author: cat_goddess
Recipient: dragyn_42
Title: Hogwart’s Best Kept Secret
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Ron Weasley/Pansy Parkinson
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary:Ron finds out about one of Hogwart’s best kept secrets, and is pleasantly surprised.
Warnings: None really
Word Count: ~3,000
Author's Notes: Thank you to my beta. Dragyn_42, I tried to work as much of your prompts and kinks in as I could. This story took an entirely different path than I had originally intended, but Ron/Pansy is one of my favorite pairings. I hope you like this.


(  Hogwart’s Best Kept Secret  )

Author: magnus_leo
Recipient: tarie
Title: A thousand years of good wine
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Sirius/Regulus, background Sirius/James
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Regulus grins, face brown in the sun, freckles like flakes of painted gold. He runs a hand through his hair, a roguish mess like his brother's and curled loose like a Jew. He nods, and licks his lips: "And you'll bloody well like it."
Warnings: incest, possibly slightly disturbing, drug and alcohol use, Wales.
Word Count: ~11,900
Author's Notes: Your prompts were really interesting tarie, and I hope I wrote something maybe that maybe you'll like? Tried to include as many kinks as possible and tried desperately hard to make the men somewhat manly so I hope I've succeeded! Thanks to my beta and hand-holder T for easing me through this one even when I wanted to jump out of windows, lots of windows, every window.


( A thousand years of good wine )

Author: humbuggirl
Recipient: lady_green_bat
Title: The Girl in the Formal Dress
Rating: R/NC17
Pairing(s): Scorpius/Lily (II)
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: They had been together for nearly three months, and it was only now that Scorpius was willing to acknowledge that, at some point during that period, Lily must surely have stolen his spine.
Warnings: Mild bondage
Word Count: ~7,800 words
Author's Notes: Thanks to my wonderful beta, who once again put up with me dithering over this.


( The Girl in the Formal Dress )

Author: curia_regis
Recipient: piratesword
Title: Roundabouts and trees
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Harry/Teddy
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: A month after Teddy Lupin was born, Harry Potter disappeared. Now, more than twenty years later, Teddy goes off searching for him.
Warnings: Dark themes
Word Count: ~5500
Author's Notes: Thank you so much to L for being an awesome beta and for making me add more so that the fic made sense! Thank you to M for looking it over!


( Roundabouts and trees )

Artist: a_belladonna
Recipient: juniperus
Title: Flowerpots
Rating: R/NC17
Pairing(s): Snape/Sprout
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Medium: Watercolours
Warnings: None
Artist's Notes: I hope you like this, juniperus. It's set after the first war against Voldemort, but before Harry comes to Hogwarts. :)


( Flowerpots )

Author: gm_weasley
Recipient: nixitall
Title: A Timely Intervention
Rating: NC17, just about
Pairing(s): Neville/Tonks, (Remus/Tonks, background epilogue-compliant shipping and Hannah/Ernie)
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Hannah's words as he'd left flooded his head as he took his first step: don't let anybody see you, least of all your past self; you can't play any active role in the battle, and for Merlin's sake don't change anything; If you're trying to get to Hogwarts, you'll probably end up in the Entrance Hall, though I'm not completely sure; you can't Apparate at Hogwarts; May 2nd 2003 at 1.02 a.m.
Warnings: Time travel and drunk!sex, as requested. Oh, and pillaging of interview canon to leave only the stuff I wanted!
Word Count: 15,000
Author's Notes: Thanks to my anonymous beta reader for much help, hand-holding and letting me bounce a stupid number of ideas and titles off her ♥


( A Timely Intervention )

Author: tray_la_la
Recipient: nolagal
Title: Beware Weasleys Bearing Gifts
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Albus Severus/Scorpius
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Albus knows better, but he can't say no to a Malfoy with a sweet tooth. Divine Providence and perspiration ensue.
Warnings: None!
Word Count: ~3,900
Author's Notes: Happy Springsmut nolagal! I really hope you enjoy this! It was the second fic I wrote after the first decided it didn't love me anymore (the feeling was mutual), inspired by your prompt alluding to the shenanigans of our dearest George. Thanks to the mods for putting on this great fest, and a million thanks to Lisa for putting up with me and truly being a god among mods. Big thank you to my beta, B, for whipping this into shape in record time – you're a lifesaver, my dear! All remaining mistakes are my own.


( Beware Weasleys Bearing Gifts )

Author: aestus
Recipient: humbuggirl
Title: Draco Malfoy and The Scandal in Wiltshire
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Draco/Astoria, Draco/Astoria/Ginny-ish
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Draco's always had a thing for Ginny. Astoria sets out to make him regret it.
Warnings: Unbridled smut, the rampant abuse and liberal lifting of Sherlock Holmes references
Word Count: ~3500
Author's Notes: humbuggirl, I hope you like this. It was an absolute blast to write this and try to work in some of your prompts, especially the Sherlock Holmes, which I'd never read and thoroughly enjoyed researching. I owe a very, very special thank you to the mods who were always kind and understanding as this thing demanded to be written and rewritten and I missed deadline after deadline.


( Draco Malfoy and The Scandal in Wiltshire )