Alice & Frank Longbottom invented the term 'B.A.M.F.' Except we have a problem...WE NEED A FRANK! Frank Longbottom, let's face it; you're a bad-ass. You and your smokin' hot wife created the ultimate bad-ass; Neville effin' Longbottom! You're both Aurors, Order Members, and your kid is kind of a big deal, he's supposedly going to cause the downfall of Voldemort. This means you and she have been forced into hiding, but this doesn't stop you two from kicking ass, taking names, solving crimes, and helping commit a totally justified murder. Alice needs you around to make sure that Neville is as bad-ass as he's supposed to be. And the best part? You guys aren't going to be tortured into insanity, so you actually get to stick around to see him grow-up and MAYBE defeat Voldemort! Also, not only does Voldemort want her dead, but a serial killer has been picking off members of her family and has chosen her as his next target. You don't want to see her DIE do you? OF COURSE NOT! So get your cute Longbottom over and help her show everyone why Longbottoms do it BETTER! |