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Fic: Drabble: The Advert, Fred/George, PG-13
Title: The Advert
Author: Harleen harleen
Pairings: Fred/George
Word Count: 125 (I tried!)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Implied Twincest, Crack
Disclaimer: I don't own them and no money is being made from this.
Summary: Free to a good home: one set of twins.
Author's Notes: Written for weasleytwins100, this week's prompt: a first week free for all. Also for hp_prompts, this week's prompt: revenge (against JKR, in this instance!). Another self-beta, all mistakes are my own. Cross-posted at my journal and at various places.




The bored fanfic writer was reading through some online newsletters when she saw the advert in red flaming letters:

Free to a good home:

One set of ginger haired twins, slightly used. One is dead, the other missing an ear. Said twins are fed up with their lot in canon, and need a new place to call home. Would especially love to find someone to resurrect the deceased and give the other back his missing appendage. Love of practical jokes necessary, appreciation for twincest preferred. Only dedicated writers need apply.

If interested, please contact Fred and George Weasley, 93 Diagon Alley.

The writer smiled widely as she went to write her reply. This was exactly what she needed to feel better about everything.