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[Jan. 1st, 2008|12:41 pm]

nimrod_9
Title: Apprehension and Avoidance
Pairing: Remus/Severus
Rating: NC-17
Challenge: Holy Foreskin Fest
Word Count: 2,537
Warnings: Unbeta’d (sorry didn’t have time), implied m-preg, an infant (horrors), not nearly enough sex
Author’s note: I’m not Jewish so if I’ve screwed up anything… I apologize
 
 
 
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The Fountain of Fair Fortune [Aug. 9th, 2007|07:44 pm]

shocolate

Original poster: shocolate

Awful of me, but I am going to give myself permission to post this story here, because it is shipless and there is no other comm to post it on.

So, let's consider it a thank you to you all, for watching the [info]hp_funnyfest, and for still being here, even though LJ is falling around our ankles.

[Mod's note : I really don't think any of our fics are in danger of being reported or deleted - they are all far too happy and funny - and choc full of literary merit - but you are more than welcome to lock any NC-17 fic you are uncomfortable at leaving 'out there']

Title: The Fountain of Fair Fortune
Author: [info]shocolate
Words: 1381
Rating: PG

Well, I seem to be writing one of the Tales of Beedle the Bard.

I have no idea why.

Anyway.

This is dedicated to Ronald Weasley, for ten years of being more adorable than I am able to cope with, and for having heard of the stories, when Hermione hadn’t.

And, as the version of the Tale of the Three Brothers his mum had always told him varied slightly from the original, in Hermione’s book, so this is the version that Molly always told him, when he was small.

The Fountain of Fair Fortune

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[Jun. 10th, 2007|11:56 am]

shocolate
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Original poster: blpaintchart

Title:               Snape and Kidney.

Author:           blpaintchart.

Rating:            PG-13

Warnings:       Some swearing.  Some innuendo.  Daftness.

Summary:       In which Draco is dangerously ill, Lucius is persistently immature, and there is something fishy about the exquisite pie served at the Hogwarts feast.

Notes:             This hasn’t been requested by anybody; it is just an orphaned piece of work that the lovely people at hpfunnyfest were kind enough to adopt. My first fest, so any concrit would be appreciated.  Thanks!


 

 

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FIC: Dogs Have Owners, Cats Have Staff - Minerva/Gabrielle, PG-13-soft R [Jul. 20th, 2007|03:11 pm]

shocolate
[Current Location |Waiting and anticipating...]
[mood |giggly]
[music |"Hollywood Babylon" by the Misfits]

Original poster: sweetcarolanne

Many apologies for the lateness of this fic - been having some problems with my computer but hopefully they have now been sorted out! Glad to have squeaked in with this just in time before Deathly Hallows!

Title: Dogs Have Owners, Cats Have Staff
Author: Carol Anne Caiafa
Requestor: [info]celandineb
Pairing: Minerva/Gabrielle
Claim: In her cat form Minerva is liable to hairballs and VERY fond of catnip
Rating: PG-13 to soft R
Summary: Gabrielle Delacour finds out what it’s like to be owned by a cat!
Warnings: Implied f/f sex and nudity, large age gap (though everyone’s legal), mild age play, Minerva in cat form (though no bestiality), silliness
Notes: Don’t own these characters, not making any profit, etc. Written for hp_funnyfest – more silly and cute than rip-roaringly funny! Many thanks to my beta who wishes to remain anonymous. “Zut alors” is the French equivalent of “drat” or “oh, damn!”

Dogs Have Owners, Cats Have Staff )

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"Wear and Tear" (Harry/Ron with Hermione, PG13) [Jul. 14th, 2007|11:06 pm]

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Original poster: florahart

Title: Wear and Tear
Pairing: Harry/Ron, with Hermione
Rating: PG13
Words: ~1700
Requestor: [info]libgirl
Prompt: Harry shows up at Hermione's door unexpectedly--needing help
A/N: Thanks to [info]iulia_linnea for lightning-beta. :D There is mentioning of smut-worthy behavior, but none explicitly in the ficlet.

Wear and Tear )

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An Enlightening Few Weeks [Jul. 4th, 2007|09:04 am]

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Original poster: magentabear

Title: An Enlightening Few Weeks
Author: [info]magentabear
Requestor: [info]florahart
Claim: Having recently seen Animal House, Harry and Ron decide to go to an American university and join a fraternity.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Hermione is not amused.
Warnings: Mild swearing, some frat boy antics
Notes: Piles of thanks to [info]queenb23more for the excellent beta job. All mistakes are mine.

An Englightening Few Weeks )

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Demimodly post [Jul. 3rd, 2007|08:52 pm]

shocolate

Original poster: florahart

Hey, so, yes, I said I'd take care of memberships for [info]shocolate so she can not have to fret about accidental spoiling.

This is not a problem--I totally don't mind approving folks to join so they can comment.

However, just as a note? If you have a brand spanking new LJ with no content, no friends that would seem to have anything to do with this comm, and I can't even find a comment you've ever made, I can't just click you through. This would be missing the point, since then it would give you access to all the posts with really no assurance you aren't, in fact, one of the trollish types looking to post spoilers, see? I mean, most likely, you aren't, because most people don't suck. But, you know, since the point here is to avoid ugly spoilers, I can't just assume anyone joining is YAY ALL FINE!

Alas.

So.

1. Probably it would be nifty if you had journal content and it seemed to indicate you were unlikely to be trolly.

2. And yeah, I know that's kind of sucky if you just created your LJ for whatever reason. Sorry.

3. Also, dudes, if someone DOES go posting a spoiler comment to your post? Screen it, don't delete it, link me (I'm at gmail, same username), and I will ban posthaste (screen because then I can delete with banning, rather than having to go ban at the admin console, and also because then I can give the evidence to the mods of the other comms with whom I share this kind of thing).

Yes, I know you can't comment to me here if you are a person of nonmembership at the moment. However, you might comment at my own LJ if you have a question. :)

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Fic: Merwyn the Malicious [Jul. 1st, 2007|05:41 pm]

shocolate
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[mood |late!]

Original poster: pikkalam_sri

Title: Merwyn the Malicious
Author: [info]pikkalam_sri

Requestor: [info]j_lunatic
Claim: An orphaned baby animal (Unicorn?  Blast-Ended Skrewt?  Hippogriff?) imprints on Draco as its “mommy,” and insists on following him around Hogwarts.
Rating: PG-13
Summary:
I took some liberties with this prompt, and made it H/D.  Set in Harry’s 5th year.
Warnings: Unbeta’d
Disclaimer: All characters and settings are the intellectual property of J.K. Rowling.  Even the OC is technically hers…

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[Jul. 2nd, 2007|07:39 am]

shocolate
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Original poster: shocolate

Something Magical has happened!

The awesome [info]florahart has volunteered to be a spoilerable mod, and will be approving membership for anyone who wants to post/comment while we are in DH lockdown.

So, now, anyone was was disgruntled at my strictness yesterday can be officially regruntled and can join and comment at will.

The lovely Flora will give you a quick once over and approve your membership, and I can hide under my bed and not have to see the user name snape_washes_his_hair.

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2007 Masterlist [Jul. 1st, 2007|07:06 pm]

shocolate
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Original poster: shocolate

Well, it is now July, and time to post the Masterlist for the 2007 [info]hp_funnyfest.

You have all been amazingly funny and I thank you all from the heart of my bottom.

You are totally allowed to post your fic on archives and LJs the world over, now - and many thanks once again for the laughs!

While any late entries from existing members are welcome, I have decided to close membership and only allow posting and commenting from members for the up-lead to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

This way, no lovely member who worked hard to amuse us will get a comment on their fic from some idiot who wants to spoil them.

I know this will mean we miss out on some comments from non-members, but I think it's worth it, in the long run, as spoilers are completely evil and un-funny.

I have also removed [info]abigail89 and [info]magicofisis from maintainer status - this has nothing to do with the fact that they didn't post their fic (*rotflmao*), but is to protect them from notifications when someone called harry_pulls_malfoys_fingernails_off_with_red_hot_pincers tries to join the comm!

I will open the comm up again in early August, and anyone who wants to join and post a late fic will be able to do so.

Many thanks, once again.

[info]shocolate

The 2007 MasterList )

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Fic: Skin My Shrivel Fig [Jul. 1st, 2007|01:44 pm]

shocolate
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[mood |accomplished]

Original poster: pikkalam_sri

Title: Skin My Shrivel Fig
Author:[info]pikkalam_sri
Requestor:
[info]hecticity
Claim:
In which Draco proves that Potions innuendos can be just as hot as Parseltongue.
Rating:
PG-13
Summary:
AU ficlet based on chapter seven of PoA.
Warnings:
Unbeta'd
Disclaimer:
Characters, settings and direct quotes borrowed from J.K.Rowling.  I promised to have them cleaned and back to her by July 21st. 

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Tipping the Nymphae [Jun. 26th, 2007|02:33 pm]

shocolate
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Original poster: goneoffthelump

Title: Tipping the Nymphae
Author: [info]shes_gone
Requester: [info]shocolate
Claim: Hermione/Luna: Hermione doesn't believe in nymphae - until they infest her pubic hair and Luna has to go in after them…
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Wherein Hermione learns about the birds and the… birds.
Warnings: Um, see pairing and rating.
Disclaimer: JKR's, all of it. Except the title, which belongs to Sarah Waters, more or less. Oh, and the terrifying squid bit at the beginning, which I found on [info]shocolate's own fic journal, so I guess that's hers? She can share it with Luna.
Notes: This fic was rescued from the valley of shite by Lily, Alycen and Abby. Then it was betaed by Nathaniel. Yes, their initials spell ANAL.

Tipping the Nymphae )

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A Midsummer Night's Swim [Jun. 12th, 2007|11:10 am]

shocolate
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Original poster: goneoffthelump

Title: A Midsummer Night’s Swim
Author: [info]shes_gone
Requester: [info]granola_bean
Claim: Harry/Ron: Harry wants to know how naked he has to be for it to count as skinny dipping
Rating: R
Summary: Ron can't resist certain things on a night like this. Harry can't resist Ron... ever.
Warnings: Excessive fluff followed by excessive nudity.
Disclaimer: *disclaimeth*
Notes: Thanks to Lily for humouring me, to Nathaniel for his beta, to JKR and The Bard for their brilliance, to the mods for this fest of joy, and to all the boys and girls who've made me laugh so far.

A Midsummer Night’s Swim )

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[Jun. 30th, 2007|01:32 pm]

shocolate
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Original poster: nimrod_9

Title:  Magical Blueberries Blues
Requestor: florahart
Author: nimrod_9       
Requestor:
Regular blueberries are yummy antioxidant-rich treats. Magical blueberries? Something else entirely
Rating:  NC-17
Summary: Severus eat Magical blueberries
Warnings: Unbeta'd, Wanking, frottage
 

 

 

[Unknown LJ tag]

 

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Fic: Narcissa's Woes (Harry/Draco, R) [Jun. 30th, 2007|02:12 am]

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Original poster: lackofmendacity

Title: Narcissa’s Woes
Author: [info]lackofmendacity
Requestor: [info]fourth_rose
Claim: Harry/Draco - coming out to Draco’s parents (extra love if Lucius, not Narcissa, is the supportive one!)
Rating: R
Warnings: Adult Language, Slash, Implied cross-dressing
Summary: Faced with the possibility of being set up with a girl, Draco resorts to half-truths and general shifty behaviour.
Word Count: 2,215
A/N: Thank you to the wonderful Shadowsamurai for beta’ring, and to [info]fourth_rose for the cute prompt. *hugs*


Narcissa’s Woes )

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[Jun. 30th, 2007|11:13 am]

shocolate
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Original poster: biggrstaffbunch

Title: Parenthetical
Rating: R
Requestor: [info]magicofisis
Claim: "Harry tries to win Ginny back, but she doesn't make it easy for him."
Rating: R
Summary: The strange evolution (and even stranger inner monologue) of Ginny Weasley in relation to Harry Potter, post-Wizarding War. [Harry/Ginny, humor/romance/crackiness]
Warnings: Um, abuse of parenthesis--see title.
Notes: Silly, sarcastic fun for everyone! This was so much fun to write, and is dedicated to all my HG'ers on my flist who have been waiting patiently for more fic. Here ya go, lovelies!

Sometimes Ginny thinks life would be easier if Harry had been horribly disfigured during the war. )
...I know. What is this crack!fic? It's just that. Crack!fic. Live with it. Embrace it. Thank God this is over.

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[Jun. 29th, 2007|10:15 am]

shocolate
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Original poster: carrickorourke

 
Title: Dudley Really Demented
Author: [info]carrickorourke
Requestor: [info]libgirl
Claim: Before leaving Privet Drive for good, Harry and company decide to teach Dudley a final lesson.
Rating: G
Summary: The trio teach Dudley a lesson by hitting him where it really hurts.
Warnings: None, unless you object to food violence. 
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters in this story, and especially not Dudley.  If I did, I'd throw him back. 


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Fic: Happy Endings (Harry/Draco, PG-13) [Jun. 28th, 2007|03:43 pm]

shocolate
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Original poster: xanphibian

Title: Happy Endings
Author: [info]xanphibian
Requestor: [info]celandineb
Claim: Harry and Draco have finally realized they’re hot for each other but every time they try to get together, something goes wrong.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The one with the speed dating.
Warnings: none, really.
Disclaimer: Fun, no profit. I do not own the characters or the ‘verse.
Notes: Thanks to [info]chopchica for the final beta reading, [info]jslayeruk for the rabbit thing, and [info]lim for nearly everything else. Written for the 2007 [info]hp_funnyfest.

Read more... )

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Inopportune Reactions Percy/Harry [Jun. 28th, 2007|11:50 am]

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Original poster: almostlifesized

Title: Inopportune Reactions
Author: [info]almostlifesized
Requester: [info]nqdonne
Claim: Harry becomes the Minister for Magic, Percy is his assistant/undersecretary. Comedy waiting to happen. Should feature awkward office-related sexual hijinks.
Rating: NC-17 for the amount of erections and teh smex. 

Summary
: An exhibitionistic Minister for Magic, a frustrated Percy Weasley, perfect tea, a Muggle copier, tweed, Draco Malfoy, missing buttons,  a (not so) cunning wooing and yellow pants. And many, many Inopportune Reactions.

Warnings
: None that I can think of.
Disclaimer: All my base are belong to JKR.
Notes: Betaed by both[info]carentanand [info]baba_o_reilyThank you for the encouraging happy faces and the suggestion that Percy is a saucy minx. You're both brilliant.  <3

Word count: 8000



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[Jun. 28th, 2007|03:35 am]

shocolate
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Original poster: ficliously

Title: The Hogwarts Inter-House Cheerleading Squad
Author: [info]ficliously
Requestor: [info]oootheitooo
Claim: "The Hogwarts Cheerleading Squad. Can and please include guys."
Rating: R for some brief language, but the content is more like P-13
Summary: In an attempt to promote Inter-house unity, Dumbledore forms the Hogwarts Inter-house Cheerleading Squad. Mayhem ensues.
Warnings: Purple spandex, pompoms, some poor attempts at innuendo
Notes: I'm not sure how happy I am with the ending, but I tried to keep it funny throughout... Also, there's an illustration in it, as well. Nothing big, definitely rated G, just to help the reader with some visualization... anyway, you'll see. Enjoy!

The Hogwarts Inter-House Cheerleading Squad )

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