Bache... WRONG! HEN NIGHT!
Once again Luna has left her journal UNGUARDED and I have ACQUIRED the password. Who would use a password like "mybillybear" anyway? I mean REALLY! Talk about disgustingly cute! and i so did not change her password to that just so i could poke fun! i don't know where you people come up with this stuff.

( Lunatic is GETTING HITCHED, TYING THE KNOT, GETTING SHACKLED TO THE OLD BALL AND CHAIN! )

And in order to avoid the crazy aunt like person who is cleaning an already spotless house (and I mean spotless, that elf does not goof off!) the festivities shall convene tonight around eight in the evening in the loverly flat Luna keeps in London!

And now I am off to buy a keg! And order a stripper. Male or female... so many choices! I could get one of each! Or one that's both! Or one that pretends to be the other!