The Dungeons

*a knock and the door opening*

Good afternoon, Minerva! How are you this fine day? Pomona said you wished to speak with me?

So I heard from Rhiannon who heard from Singh in Ravenclaw who heard from her boyfriend Davies who got it from Lewis who was with Bailey when Bailey knocked up Professor Lovegood the other night. Professor Weasley answered the door all messy and not completely dressed! And it took Professor Lovegood forever to get to the door and she came from the other room and she was looking messy too, and you know what that means! It wasn't even after curfew. Did you ever find that book in the library? The one about water herbs for the Potions essay due

The rest of the note can't be seen since the paper is folded

What is it, Mr Calfax, I'm really quite busy.

Professor Snape,

(I trust you found Father Samuel satisfactory.)

*a knock and the sound of a door opening*

Ah, there you are! Oh, come in, come in. I've got a good fire going.

Can I speak with you, Blaise? When you're not to busy taking care of my husband's mystical health.