(Beauty is in) The Eye of the Beholder

Recipient: Delphi (atdelphi)
Author: ???
Title: An Affinity for Dangerous Creatures
Rating: R
Pairings: Silvanus Kettleburn/Millicent Bulstrode, Severus Snape
Word Count: 8,814 words
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): *cross-gen, consensual voyeurism, and a slight bit of quasi-bondage without bonds*.
Summary: Albus Dumbledore (the lying bastard) had announced that Professor Kettleburn had retired to 'enjoy more time with his remaining limbs.' Millicent Bulstrode inadvertently discovers the truth (and then some).
Author's Notes:
1) Many, many thanks to bethbethbeth for all she does!
2) Delphi, looking back at your "elements I like" lists, I've noticed that at least half of the items have wound themselves into this story to varying extents. I hope you enjoy the reading as much as I've enjoyed the telling.
3) Warning: I really enjoy the premise of this exchange. (But then, that's what you're here for, right?)

( An Affinity for Dangerous Creatures )

Recipient: regan_v
Author: florahart
Title: Records are for Keeping
Rating: PG-ish (I can't explain it either)
Pairing: Irma Pince/Silvanus Kettleburn
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): * Nothing to speak of.*
Summary: There is no spell to account for people trying to take things from the library unnoticed. Irma sets out to fix that.
Author's Notes: The first name for Kettleburn comes from Beedle the Bard. We have no canon whatsoever for Pince's actual age or house (or Kettleburn's, although BB indicates he has been around since the era in which Tom Riddle was a student), so I am making her relatively new to Hogwarts in that same timeframe. My apologies for lack of smut; Silvanus didn't want to be too forward.

( Records are for Keeping )