Ahhhh! How wonderful! I am laughing and grinning so hard. From the flying silver penises, to the kama sutra, to the choice of businesswoman Millicent and consultant Dudley as the main pairing, to your rotten Harry and your Minerva of the interesting tastes, the assorted jokes and even the earless, legless pets--you have quite pinned me. *shivers, giggles* Thank you so much for the truly excellent fic, author! I am so looking forward to finding out who wrote this! =D