I am trying to decide whether the meal Argus made was from that regrettable foods thing.
Not trying hard enough to otherwise not be cackling madly, mind. I mean, Argus! He just goes with it! And he studies! And Severus can't quite say he likes it but he totally likes it! And there's bathing! And massaging! *flails* This is the cutest possible Snape/Filch concept that could be!