Beth H (bethbethbeth) wrote in hp_beholder, @ 2010-04-27 12:08:00 |
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Dear Filius,
I stopped this from going to press this afternoon. Perhaps we could talk after supper in my office.
Yours,
Albus
GOBLIN TEACHER MOLESTING SCHOOLBOYS? IS HOGWARTS SAFE FOR YOUR CHILDREN?
A well-respected source within the socially-elite section of Hogwarts’ student body has revealed a startling truth regarding one of the school’s most respected teachers. Filius Flitwick - long rumoured to be part-goblin - has been teaching Charms at Britain’s wizarding school for some years. But at what price?
Our attractive and reliable pureblood source has the following to say: “We’ve all seen it. Boys leaving his rooms early in the morning – but we don’t know how he gets them there. Maybe it’s a bribe. Or maybe he hypnotizes them. We’re all really scared.”
The one thing we can know, however, is that this must not be allowed to continue. Goblin magic is mysterious at best, and combined with one of the country’s shrewdest academics in Charms, how can you be sure your son is safe? To read more and to help us petition the Ministry of Magic to investigate these shocking claims, turn to page 7. To read more about Albus Dumbledore's alarming Muggleborn-promotion policy, turn to page 9.