Can I say it wasn't good enough just so you'll write me more fic? :P
This was great! I thoroughly enjoyed it, Mystery Author. Thank you for acting on instinct and writing me something I would never have asked for because I'd never have thought of it!
The pairing is great, and the scenario - well, it's just the kind of thing I could imagine Rita having the gusto to do. The character voices are great, and very distinctive, and the image of those two on stage and most of a bar full of gay men turned on by them is delicious!
The structure has me wondering and speculating who the young, earnest journalist is ;). I wonder if you had anyone in mind specifically.
Also, some other things:
OwlChat username, LOL.
I'm not ashamed of anything I've done, but I won't be screwed and the use of 'sweetheart'? YES YES YES.
Harvey's rules and his (no pun intended) butthurt over losing - awesome.